When it comes to food, we've been teaching our kids that it's fine to eat things such as Gingerbread Men, Animal Crackers and Gummy Bears. Surely they'd grow up with more morals if we gave them something like Jelly Jailmates? 'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just biting the head off a convicted criminal, Dad!" 'Attaboy!' amirite?

So yeah I like animal-shaped animals

There are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing that it makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it it can be said that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, amirite?

Shut up Luke

The TLC show "All-American Muslim" follows around Muslim families in Michigan displaying their normalcy and tackling the issues of assimilation, interfaith marriage, and society's view of their heritage and religion. The fact that a conservative group is protesting the show because they believe it is "propaganda clearly designed to counter legitimate and present-day concerns about many Muslims who are advancing Islamic fundamentalism" is infuriating, amirite?

One of the more intellectual posts I've seen here on amirite

You hate when someone says "but, however", amirite?

But, however you look at it it's not that annoying

They should make condoms that change color when they come in contact with STD's, amirite?
They should make condoms that change color when they come in contact with STD's, amirite?
They should make condoms that change color when they come in contact with STD's, amirite?
They should make condoms that change color when they come in contact with STD's, amirite?
@1579056

.. And this is where Google comes into play

They should make condoms that change color when they come in contact with STD's, amirite?
@1579050

Thank you my fellow sir, I think Trojan should get started on this right away

Whatever you do in life, always give 100%... unless you're donating blood, amirite?
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%... unless you're donating blood, amirite?

How was this POTD?

Pretty > Sexy, amirite?

Sexy < Beautiful > Pretty

you have a love for at least one typically hated smells (sharpies, car exhaust, nail polish remover, etc) amirite?

I LOVE the smell of cocaine.. Eeh

Committing suicide is a 6 step process. Step 1: Find a cliff... now take 5 more steps, amirite?
@HelloHowLow What if the cliff you find is more than five steps away?

Well then the process just got longer and that's god's way of telling you to not kill yourself

In an all girls school, why do girls wear their skirts so short? Amirite?

So they can make guys fantasize about how an all girls school is