If you pee with your penis, it's logical to call what you use to poo, your poonis, amirite?
@pb55020 Girls poop from their vagina?

Yeah u didn't know that? Lmao what a virgin

When you were a child the PIP function on your TV was the most amazing thing you had ever seen, amirite?

I loved to play with PIP- Penis In Palm

All girls love floss, amirite?

Yeah but they just like putting things in their mouth ; )

If you're pregnant as a teen it doesn't mean you're stupid for having sex, it means you're stupid for not using a condom, amirite?
When you were younger, you didn't know the different between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan, amirite?

One is gay, the others micheal jackson

If you were drunk you would be sliding up the stairs, amirite?

Yeah well let newton come up with a new law for that one, the " Shit goddamn I'm so wasted the gravity is pullin me up the stairs" law

we are all slowly dieing, amirite?
@adizzleshaw So. I learned from this amirite post that you are a lifegaurd, waves, and a pedo. anything else i should know...

Umm I hate people with more than one Z in their name, and people who are mad depressing and thinks they're slowly dying

They should make condoms that change color when they come in contact with STD's, amirite?
It must suck having a touchscreen phone if you're paralyzed, amirite?
They should make condoms that change color when they come in contact with STD's, amirite?
Ladies: It's weird to think that if you were a boy, you'd have a penis just sorta flopping around down there, amirite?
we are all slowly dieing, amirite?
@adizzleshaw that means you hate a lot of people! classifying you as a hater!

What's the definition of a hater? Someone that hates someone for no reason: I got reasons

Girls: sometimes you have one of those poops where at the end all you can think is "oh my god, i hope giving birth doesn't hurt that bad.", amirite?

Like us guys don't think the same thing? "oh shit is this what girls have to go through?"

Ladies: It's weird to think that if you were a boy, you'd have a penis just sorta flopping around down there, amirite?
Similar to "I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock" : I'm not Darwin but I can teach you the Big Bang Theory. amirite?

That's a good one but I No Wayed it to be an asshole