+23Getting a job at the zoo circumcising elephants wouldn't be that bad, sure the pay isnt great but the tips are enormous, amirite?
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+200If your cell phone is clipped to your belt, you should clip a sign to your back saying "Not Interested in Getting Laid", amirite?
+224There's a special spot in hell reserved for people who write checks at the grocery store, amirite?
+3FunFact: if you lay out the human intestine from one end of your house to the other, then no one will want to come over your house, amirite?