People who are stuck in regret or grief die. People who are happy and content finish living. amirite?

you just made me sad, way to go.

Guys, the only way to describe the way you dress is "So fresh and so clean", amirite?
@I know that, buddy. You're tired of it. You want it to be over. You've sat back and tried to figure it all out...

it's good to see not everyone on amirite is a bunch of lame teens acting like life is unfair only to them.

i have to go to sleep now, i have an important exam tomorrow, have a good night

also, i think i know you are, i just didnt want to make it awkward haha.

Guys, the only way to describe the way you dress is "So fresh and so clean", amirite?
@All our natures are twisted, but hey, we're human. We fuck up and make mistakes, but at least we learn from...

man, you struck a nerve when you said "But you, you're something different. You've been through so much and have seen too much", if i was drunk right now, i'd have tears building up because of past memories (terrible ones).

anyways,i guess your right, my conscience is so calloused that whenever something terrible on the news comes on i just think "meh, just another day in Southern Cali"

Guys, the only way to describe the way you dress is "So fresh and so clean", amirite?
@You are not an asshole, FIEND. Those who say you are don't understand your nature. You are who you are, and the...

i just love when people are so understanding of how i am (not in the "feeling sorry for me" kind of way)

thanks, i'll try to stay awesome, even though i don't feel awesome, but i guess not trying to be cool is what people actually find cool, thats good.

Guys, the only way to describe the way you dress is "So fresh and so clean", amirite?
@Aw, it is, then :) Missed you!

really?, most people didn't like me, but the ones that got my obscure humor couldn't get enough of me, im an asshole most of the time

if you see any old posts' or comments without the link to my profile, ask, and i will let you know if that was me

Guys, the only way to describe the way you dress is "So fresh and so clean", amirite?
@You're not FIEND :O

actually, this is me before i finally decided to make a profile

you'd have to be here a long time to know who i am

I just heard that someone published a book about having sex with herbs. It's about fucking thyme, amirite?
@gurl*

oh lawd, i never noticed, child!

No one should ever commit suicide, no matter how hard the situation is. Give life a chance. Something good can happen, amirite?

Fuck that, some people just dont want to exist.

Its always akward when the gay person you are talking about hears you calling him gay, amirite?

i had a gay friend once and i used to call him gay all the time, and "fag" too, oh and dont forget "fagbag"

funny thing was he would laugh about it and make me seem gay to people that didnt know me, gay people are fun.

When you think about it, superheroes are weird. Why do they dress up in a costume and shit? I'm pretty sure tights aren't going to intimidate a villain. And why put on a mask in the first place?! To "Protect your identity?" What the fuck? If I was single-handedly preventing crime I'd fucking yell my name into a megaphone during the whole process. There are literally no negative consequences to being a known superhero, except maybe too much women throwing themselves at you. Dumbasses, amirite?

I dont know about the tights, but the mask isn't just for themselves, its to protect their family, and also, people acting as vigilantes are not well liked since they cause collateral damage too, haven't you ever seen Batman?

Only dumbasses become heroes and not protect their identity

Addiction is not in things; it is in a weak mind, amirite?

Except for meth, that shit's addicting.

If you have mexican friends and have eaten at their house Taco Bell sorta sucks compared to what their mom made. amirite?

its good to be mexican...

The amirite guy is holding a sperm in each hand. amirite?

you must be high

Every time you watch porn you fear in the back of your mind that it's somehow connected to your Twitter or Facebook, and that it's gonna make a post about how much you love hot horny lesbians. Amirite?
@silvershadow6 But then they can deny it. I'd put "whoever fraped me" instead of a name.

it'll just be my word against theirs, or i can just make some name up. Simple.

Every time you watch porn you fear in the back of your mind that it's somehow connected to your Twitter or Facebook, and that it's gonna make a post about how much you love hot horny lesbians. Amirite?

If that would ever happen to me, i would just start liking other porn videos as well, then later claim that i was "hacked" by a friend and be like "haha very funny (insert name here), im gonna get you back, just watch!"

it should work flawlessly.