Nothing quite shows your respect for veterans than liking a photo on Facebook, amirite? You obviously slay cats on Sundays if you don't vote on this post.

It's Sunday. Time to go slay some cats.

I'm hungry

And that concludes my test of how terrible a post can now be without getting deleted.

It's dumb that my manager at work always ignores the negative comments in the suggestion box. Listening to them is how he can help improve the workplace, amirite?
@Statefarm That's very true. I've been going to this one place for about two years and even just being a customer, I drop...

I used to go to this one really great pizza place, but then it changed managers, and the new one decided to just change the whole recipe. Out of nowhere. And now the pizza sucks. I don't go there anymore.

Every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you're not a pussy, amirite?

And every...something...is a...hmm smiliesomething something...if you don't mind...something else.

When you see someone in a Halloween costume, you get an idea of what kind of personality they have. An old fat guy in a banana suit, a twelve year old girl as a sexy bunny, a teenage guy as John Lennon. It's interesting how dressing up as someone you're not can tell so much about who you are, amirite?
It's frightening to consider the actuality that our history is false. As displayed in the novel 1984, our history textbooks and teachers could all have been duped into believing the wrong facts. The past is too fragile, and it contains so many variations of beliefs and stories that we, as humans, should just accept that there is not one answer for everything, amirite?

I live in America, and about a month ago a British guy moved here and goes to my school.
My friend has history with him, and she says she's often amused by arguments he has with the teacher.
Appearently when they were going over the American revolution they had a discussion that involved him saying "Well they were colonies! They were supposed to listen to us!"

Its weird to think that we could not use websites for their intended purposes. I mean, if we all band together, we could easily just use this website for sharing pie recipes, amirite?

And vote 'delicious' or 'atrocious'

It's frightening to consider the actuality that our history is false. As displayed in the novel 1984, our history textbooks and teachers could all have been duped into believing the wrong facts. The past is too fragile, and it contains so many variations of beliefs and stories that we, as humans, should just accept that there is not one answer for everything, amirite?
Your internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl, amirite?
@iceeselenawiz I wish I could think of a clever pun like everyone else

I guess I should just delete this comment.

Hahahahaha. Hahaha. Haha....ha

If you put an "x" on your mosquito bites with you nail, it helps make the itchness stop (If it doesn't work the first time just make another x), amirite?

An X? Please, I put an asterisk on it.

If you put an "x" on your mosquito bites with you nail, it helps make the itchness stop (If it doesn't work the first time just make another x), amirite?

I slap my bug bites, kind of like I slap my wife, except not as hard. I look like I belong in a straitjacket, but at least it works.

It sucks when you're working in a group and you have to come up with a group name. You come up with all these awesome ideas, but nobody else likes them, amirite?

Pssht... I can't see why people don't like my names when we're in groups. I think, Jessica's Bitches is a great name for my group!

The girl who ran away with her Math teacher didn't want an A+, she wanted the D, amirite?
You appreciate that <script>if ( currentUserUsername ) { document.write(currentUserUsername+" is an active user");}
else { document.write("there are many active users"); }</script> on this site, amirite?
It would be helpful if each city came with a guide for people who had just moved in so they don't have to look stupid in front of locals. "New residents should invest in close-toed shoes and watch out for ants every spring. Commonly used make-out spots include the junkyard and riverside park, and we have an inside joke involving doughnuts due to a drunk man who accidentally dialed our local radio station.", amirite?

We should have one of those for amirite too! "Time macne and futur refer to a really old post that didn't make any sense, turnips are rewards, Anthony is GILF (G as in God), and Favvkes is the local crazy cat lady."