Yep... This post isn't directed to me.
ry single statement of this is true. We are not the greatest country in the world and that's just a fact.
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
― Marcus Aurelius
Average in the average way or average in the "I saw an old guy dressed like harry potter fighting a dinosaur ninja while making fun of twilight" way.
Since everyone is sharing all the weird thing they do, I think I'll just let everyone know that I'm flawless.
I demand all straight men be forced to tell their parents that they "like to bang girls in their snatches". That shit would be Hilarious.
This reminds me of the John Green quote from Paper Towns:
“Did you know that for pretty much the entire history of the human species, the average life span was less than thirty years? You could count on ten years or so of real adulthood, right? There was no planning for retirement, There was no planning for a career. There was no planning. No time for plannning. No time for a future. But then the life spans started getting longer, and people started having more and more future. And now life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future--you go to high school so you can go to college so you can get a good job so you can get a nice house so you can afford to send your kids to college so they can get a good job so they can get a nice house so they can afford to send their kids to college."
All of the above. Just kidding. Jaywalking is horrible.
Hey, I'm Russian! RUSSIAN TO MAKE A COMMENT. LOL.
I'm not actually Russian.
Shit, I ACTUALLY forgot to go Anon. Fuck, I'm stupid. /facepalm
I HEAR STATEFARM IS A SEXY BITCH.
Mine is the sound of the TARDIS materializing/dematerializing. But my phone is rarely not on vibrate, so it doesn't matter anyway.
The doctor who?