Before kissing someone, you were really confused about how to kiss, amirite?

Yep... This post isn't directed to me. foreveralone smilie

America is not the greatest country in the world and the Americans that think so need to quit acting like it is, amirite?

YouTube video thumbnailry single statement of this is true. We are not the greatest country in the world and that's just a fact.

Anyone who's an atheist just hasn't heard of Pascal's Wager, amirite?

“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
― Marcus Aurelius

Imagine if you could live a different person's life every day for a week. For example, one day you'd live a day in the life of an Olympic gold medalist, the day after in the life of a researcher in Antarctica, after that a day in the life of a child living through poverty in Africa, then a day in the life of a billionaire, etc. It would really put your own life in perspective, amirite?
@cherryblaster I think many of us would find that our lives truly are average.

Average in the average way or average in the "I saw an old guy dressed like harry potter fighting a dinosaur ninja while making fun of twilight" way.

There are several weird mistakes you seem to always make, despite knowing they're wrong. (Ex: I always tend to swap 2's for n's and vice versa when writing) It's as if some connection just went permanently wrong in your brain. amirite?

Since everyone is sharing all the weird thing they do, I think I'll just let everyone know that I'm flawless.

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"Coming out of the closet" is a cruel concept that perpetuates the idea that gays are somehow different. The only difference between me and my straight brother is that he like girls, I like guys. Why is one objectively to be considered "normal"? I'll agree to "coming out" when my older brother has sat down with my mum and dad and told them calmly and collectedly that he likes to bang girls in their snatches --- thus making "coming out" normal. amirite?

I demand all straight men be forced to tell their parents that they "like to bang girls in their snatches". That shit would be Hilarious.

Life isn't actually short in terms of amount of time alive. It's just that we're expected to figure out in the first 20% how to spend the rest 80%. The only time we actually get to enjoy life purely for the enjoyment of life is during those 5-6 years before starting school. We're rushed through everything so much that the amount of time we spend actually "living" life is incredibly short, amirite?

This reminds me of the John Green quote from Paper Towns:
“Did you know that for pretty much the entire history of the human species, the average life span was less than thirty years? You could count on ten years or so of real adulthood, right? There was no planning for retirement, There was no planning for a career. There was no planning. No time for plannning. No time for a future. But then the life spans started getting longer, and people started having more and more future. And now life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future--you go to high school so you can go to college so you can get a good job so you can get a nice house so you can afford to send your kids to college so they can get a good job so they can get a nice house so they can afford to send their kids to college."

We have all done something illegal, whether it be as small as jay-walking across a deserted street or as big as mudering your neighbor, amirite?

All of the above. Just kidding. Jaywalking is horrible.

Some people are really good at puns, while others arepun't, amirite?
@Trogdor A good pun is its own reword.

Hey, I'm Russian! RUSSIAN TO MAKE A COMMENT. LOL.

I'm not actually Russian. wary smilie

Guys, you have a bit of a crush on at least one female amirite user, amirite?
@Statefarm I HEAR STATEFARM IS A SEXY BITCH.

Shit, I ACTUALLY forgot to go Anon. Fuck, I'm stupid. /facepalm

Guys, you have a bit of a crush on at least one female amirite user, amirite?

I HEAR STATEFARM IS A SEXY BITCH.

wary smilie

When choosing a ringtone, you always choose carefully, in case people judge you by it, amirite?

Mine is the sound of the TARDIS materializing/dematerializing. But my phone is rarely not on vibrate, so it doesn't matter anyway.

If you're going to kill yourself, before you do it you should photoshop yourself out of all the pictures you can, burn all your previous possessions, and hack and delete all files of yourself, and then drown yourself in the ocean where your body will never be found, so all your friends will be like "Hey, what happened to Steve? Did ... did Steve ever exist? Did we just imagine him?" Amirite?