That's nonsense, narwhal.
I used to think that the word "thing" was equal to the word "lollipop". So when my mom would say "I'm almost ready, let me just get my things", I would picture a bag of lollipops.
I really don't know why.
The only thing my sex ed class could stop giggling long enough to agree on was that the female reproductive system totally looks like a cow's head.
I rest my case.
"Merry Newtons! I got you an apple."
"..This is the 14th year in a row you've got me a fucking apple."
mine would be "But who's going to post pictures of cats on POTD?! Amirite?!"
What if the killer interprets that in a different way though?
"Oh, you give good head? Perfect for my collection." *Decapitates you.
Or what if he is on a mission to kill his entire family? You think he doesn't know you're his daughter? He had to go through years of searching and investigating to find all of his illegitimate children, now that you just confirmed i all the more reason to kill you.
If the killer askes you for your last words, you should say, "You spelled 'asks' wrong. You don't need the 'e'." He'd be so grateful he wouldn't want to kill you anymore. Then you can both go to Baskin Robins and watch people eat really expensive ice cream because neither of you is willing to pay five bucks for a single scoop of vanilla.
That's what they said aboot that sixth-year freshman at my high school, and now he's a sophomore!
I remember the first time I looked up porn... I did it on my moms computer. Then immediately after I felt insanely bad so I made up an incredible lie saying how I actually wanted to search the word "corn" on google because our fifth grade teacher celebrates national corn day. I think she believed me. Long story short, I watch porn at least 3 times a week now.
"Hey Betty.. What's that word right there? Drive.. Therouh?"
"I don't know Mike, I think it's one of those fancy people words."
I'd hardly call a girl who posts pictures of her pussy on the Internet a virgin.
That's a cat.
If there's anybody that knows what a virgin is, it's the girl that constantly posts pictures of cats in comment sections.