It's kind of weird that someone becoming best friends with a person who isn't their partner, spending all their time with them, telling them everything and connecting with them really well in general, isn't considered cheating when having a random, drunk, sexual encounter is, amirite?
You use to believe some weird shit when you were little, amirite?

I used to think that the word "thing" was equal to the word "lollipop". So when my mom would say "I'm almost ready, let me just get my things", I would picture a bag of lollipops.

I really don't know why.

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When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn. amirite?

The only thing my sex ed class could stop giggling long enough to agree on was that the female reproductive system totally looks like a cow's head.
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I rest my case.

Christmas isn't just the one day. Christmas is about the whole festive period of spending time with people you love, buying thoughtful gifts and generally being merry, amirite?
@XilianEmpires I celebrate it because it's Isaac Newton's birthday.

"Merry Newtons! I got you an apple."
"..This is the 14th year in a row you've got me a fucking apple."

The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?
The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?

What if the killer interprets that in a different way though?
"Oh, you give good head? Perfect for my collection." *Decapitates you.

Or what if he is on a mission to kill his entire family? You think he doesn't know you're his daughter? He had to go through years of searching and investigating to find all of his illegitimate children, now that you just confirmed i all the more reason to kill you.

no smilie

The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?

If the killer askes you for your last words, you should say, "You spelled 'asks' wrong. You don't need the 'e'." He'd be so grateful he wouldn't want to kill you anymore. Then you can both go to Baskin Robins and watch people eat really expensive ice cream because neither of you is willing to pay five bucks for a single scoop of vanilla.

You freaked out when you realized you wouldn't be able to write your essay because Wikipedia was blocked. Then you realized you may have to face an eternity of unwritten essays, amirite?
@Nonsense_Narwhal I highly doubt SOPA will be passed.

That's what they said aboot that sixth-year freshman at my high school, and now he's a sophomore! frown smilie

When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn. amirite?

I remember the first time I looked up porn... I did it on my moms computer. Then immediately after I felt insanely bad so I made up an incredible lie saying how I actually wanted to search the word "corn" on google because our fifth grade teacher celebrates national corn day. I think she believed me. Long story short, I watch porn at least 3 times a week now.

@BigTRex I thought they put thru to appeal to their uneducated customers

"Hey Betty.. What's that word right there? Drive.. Therouh?"
"I don't know Mike, I think it's one of those fancy people words."

When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn. amirite?
Confidence is when you write "answer key" on the top of your test, amirite?
When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn. amirite?
@Favvkes After I watched Hocus Pocus, I looked up "virgin" in the dictionary and din't get it

If there's anybody that knows what a virgin is, it's the girl that constantly posts pictures of cats in comment sections.