Egyptians used to worship cats because they guarded the underworld. Well the Internet is full of lust, greed, and disease, and cats are what hold it all together, so the Internet is probably the underworld, amirite?
Egyptians used to worship cats because they guarded the underworld. Well the Internet is full of lust, greed, and disease, and cats are what hold it all together, so the Internet is probably the underworld, amirite?

Favvkes is like the master of the Internet cats, so that means she's like the master of the underworld.

troll smilie

Some commercials make you look at the person next to you and mouth, "What. The fuck?", amirite?
'Twas Christmas morning and all through the site the users received achievements with delight. The family gave gifts in its own special way: by posting uplifting and kind posts today. The quarrels so common at this time of year found almost no place on our little site here. To convey my feelings I produced a rhyme (my small present rapped in a poetic chime). To our online family I must say good night, and thank you, have a good Christmas, amirite?

T'was the morning of Christmas, and all through the house the guinea pig was flying and disturbing the mouse. The wrapping lay torn on the floor and the chair and the children, clutching toys, had made the sofa their lair. The parents had retreated, clutching their heads, and drank from their coffee right down to the dregs. And I with my laptop and my wings that I flap, had just begun thinking about inspirational crap. When upon my screen I beheld such a post, I knew I must comment, a metaphorical toast. Down for my keyboard I reached in a flash, typing so hard the keys clicked and crashed.
The sun on the side of the concrete did shine as I deflected my siblings who begged with a whine. "I need to finish this!" I exclaimed as I made words appear. "It might get more Loves than all my work yet this year!" With my fingers rushing, so lively and quick, I tacked on a line and finished with a click. More rapid than updates my words came, and I thought of my Followers and called them by name. "Look Jerkface! Look Bro_Nap! Look dawg56! See colette, see Xefon, see Rashed and trueshimmerchapstick! To the top of the post and the end of the wall, but I ran out of space before calling them all

Out of all of Santa's reindeer, the one that sounds most like a street name for crystal meth is all of them, amirite?
@stepdom Well there is Dancer, Prancer, and Cupid.

Dancer has got to be the laziest stripper name ever.

Out of all of Santa's reindeer, the one that sounds most like a street name for crystal meth is all of them, amirite?
Siblings: If your brother or sister is normally annoying or mean to you, they automatically transform into a saint the moment you have a friend over or a parent walks in, making you look like the horrible sibling, amirite?

nope. my brother is a shithead to everyone un smilie

If you live in America, speak whatever language you want, amirite?

This is 'Murica. We speak 'Murican

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You should put all your single socks on match.com, amirite?
@Saadiyah "Ankle sock, black and white stripes, size 6, lost partner in tragic washing machine accident, looking for a sexy...

"If you're the color of Pina Coladas, and getting soaked in the rain.
If you get sweaty in yoga, if you have a couple stains.
If you like spinning in the dryer at midnight, and getting stretched out of shape.
I'm the sock that you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

You should put all your single socks on match.com, amirite?

"Ankle sock, black and white stripes, size 6, lost partner in tragic washing machine accident, looking for a sexy stocking to fill the void"
I can see it happening

Smart People: Even if a post is obviously not addressed to you, you still read the rest of it. amirite?
spanking is hot, amirite?
@

That's not what you're supposed to spank. :/

Anonymous +88Reply
In 2006, astronomers sought to better define the heavenly bodies in our universe and unfortunately, Pluto lacked some of the characteristics to be in the same class as Mercury, Earth, or the rest of the eight. Though many of us think of this as a stupid decision, we have to realize that demoting Pluto wasn't their intention: they didn't planet that way, it just happened, amirite?

I managed to grow up, go to college, get a job, get married and raise two children in the time it took this post to get to the punchline.

Anonymous +165Reply
Disney shouldn't make a movie about a lesbian princess. That's a conversation that a lot of parents don't want to have with their kids at princess-loving age. amirite?

Snow white: girl lives with seven men, prince feels up her dead body
Sleeping beauty: guy breaks into a house and makes out with an unconscious 16 year-old
Beauty and the Beast: girl falls in love with a wookie who kidnapped her father
Cinderella: guy travels around the whole kingdom to look at girls feet. Foot fetish much?
Mulan: girl cross-dresses and goes skinny dipping in a lake with a few dozen men
Lady and the Tramp: canines make-out with a bowl of spaghetti
The Little Mermaid: guy gets it on with a human-fish hybrid and almost marries an octopus
The Princess and the Frog: girl makes out with a frog
And you think a lesbian princess would raise too many questions?

Everyone who knows who Gollum is, knows what multiple personality disorder is amirite?

My precious...

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