+375If you have three or more dogs, you just like dogs. If you three or more cats, people think you're going to die alone, amirite?
+601Hallmark needs to make a recordable card that looks like a Howler from Harry Potter, amirite?
+249It's a good thing that the word "Fight" exists and that it's only one syllable so it's ideal to use when expressing desire to see one. It would probably get really tiresome saying "Confrontation! Confrontation!" Over and over, amirite?
+734"QUIZ: Which Hogwarts House would you be sorted into?" takes quiz RESULTS: Hufflepuff ....."Fuck." re-takes quiz to get better result, amirite?
+377William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal. If William and Kate have a son, he will be the half-blood prince. amirite?
+1,096"I'm sorry ma'am, but your baby is dying and there's nothing we can do about it. UNLESS YOU GET 100,000 LIKES ON FACEBOOK WITH AN UNFORTUNATE LOOKING PICTURE OF SAID BABY, THEN WE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO SAVE THIS BABY" - a doctor somewhere apparently, amirite?
+337The world would be so much better if the world was like Dora the Explorer then whenever something bad is about to happen you will hear a noise to alert you so you can say "mugger no mugging, stalker no stalking, rapist no raping!" and they would just give up and go away, amirite?
+231Human history tells the story of vain individuals spilling rivers of blood without hesitation in a futile attempt to become the momentary masters of an incomprehensibly small fraction of a pixel of the universe, amirite?
+30There's always that one kid in your school that you struggle to guess the gender of, amirite?
+26Americans: It pisses you off when you hear an "Americans are fat" joke. Non-Americans: Americans are fat, amirite?
+1,386Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it's only Wednesday, amirite?
+928Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit. amirite?