I didn't get it. Then I saw the photo and laughed :D
I no... speak English. No English!
You have to admit - the doctor never showed.
I'd say re-read the Bible. And all of it, not just those few bits out of context someone told you so you could turn it into a 'joke'.
I agree with you there - actually, there are theories that soon we'll fall into another 'Dark Ages' of sorts. Society has a history of ages of great discovery, then collapsing. In the medieval period, people forgot how to make crossbows. Now it will be things like cars, aeroplanes, phones, electricity. Of course, there are also theories that indicate that if we forget those things, it'll be the second time, as supposedly the Greeks at one time discovered how to make a car.
Except if I can actually said that to someone, I'd kind of get annoyed that they weren't helping me find a way out.
Don't worry, he'd have to drag that axe up there, so you'd here the thump-thump of his axe hitting the roof... or you could just be hearing the tree...
Tell it how it is? The dog talks!
Or to jump too late, and look constipated, because your legs haven't left the ground but your body's bent forward.
I'm so glad someone else mentioned Calvin and Hobbes before me. They definitely come before Cyanide and Happiness, if only because they can use long words and don't need to revert to sex to make a joke funny.