+2,527Love is like two people holding a rubber band. They pull, then when one person let's go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt, amirite?
+3,444Forget cheesy pick-up lines, we need better break-up lines: 'Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.', amirite?
+4,044According to parents, we're too young for love, too old for "fun," too mature to play dumb, and too immature for "grown up" conversations. No wonder teens are so rebellious; there's nothing else to do, amirite?
+3,410Girls are like apples on a tree. All the sluts are on the bottom of the tree, and they get more attention because they're easier to get to. Then all the girls at the top think there might be something wrong with them, but, in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right guy- the one that's willing to climb all the way up. amirite?
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+3,469Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow white barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love means facing your biggest fears, amirite?
+3,801I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?
+425I think that the reason people hold on to memories so tight is because memories are the only things that don't change when everything else does, amirite?
+2,674It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
+536"My chick bad, my chick hood. My chick do stuff that yo' chick wish she could. My chick bad, badder than yours. My chick do stuff that I can't even put in words." What has the world come to that anyone would ever think it's acceptable to talk this way, amirite?
+2,175Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?