On the other hand, it would be okay if she choked on "the leading brand"
I like this idea, but it must be thought out very carefully. I don't think that a kid choking on one of Barbie's shoes is going to help sell more Barbies.
"Hey, who wants to play eat the mint?"
"Right here" Eats mint
"Alright, what do I win?"
"Oh, I'm going for the high score!"
You have to read it twice before you can read it a third time.
I think I got the joke. It's based on a question (I think) that goes like this:
"Father and son get in a car accident. Father dies and son is rushed to the hospital but when he gets there the surgeon says, 'I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!' How is this possible?"
Apparently, some people don't realize that the surgeon is the patient's mother.
If that's what the joke is supposed to be based on, I don't get why the OP would make such an obscure reference.
This reminded me of a Spongebob episode.
"He burnt my shake!"
Don't sing. Then your problems will just go away.
I have actually thought about the guy whose car gets stolen... if "Wow, sucks to be him" counts.
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Uh... I can explain.
I had to think for a minute to remember who Karen is.
Did you intend to make "fuck" the 14th word of this 27 word sentence, therefore adding "fuck" in the exact middle of the sentence?
Predicting the futer is too mainstream, so he predicted the prezint.
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That's stupid. It should be (length times weight) divided by (width times yaw) plus girth
You did not use a semicolon; for this reason, I am disappointed in you.