It would be cool if the commercial break was made up of one big commercial that included all the products you normally see in a commercial break. Like a family riding in a Ford Fusion go out to State Farm to get life insurance. One of the kids is playing with a Barbie doll in the car. She starts to choke on one of Barbie's shoes and they have to go to St. Mary's hospital. Then, once the child is revived, they end the day with dinner at Applebee's. Amirite?
@Favvkes haha. yeah. oops

On the other hand, it would be okay if she choked on "the leading brand"

It would be cool if the commercial break was made up of one big commercial that included all the products you normally see in a commercial break. Like a family riding in a Ford Fusion go out to State Farm to get life insurance. One of the kids is playing with a Barbie doll in the car. She starts to choke on one of Barbie's shoes and they have to go to St. Mary's hospital. Then, once the child is revived, they end the day with dinner at Applebee's. Amirite?

I like this idea, but it must be thought out very carefully. I don't think that a kid choking on one of Barbie's shoes is going to help sell more Barbies.

We really need a nicer way to tell people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings. Its like 'Hey im bored! Lets go brush our teeth!" Or, "I have to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth.", amirite?

"Hey, who wants to play eat the mint?"
"Right here" Eats mint
"You win!"
"Alright, what do I win?"
"Another mint!"
"Oh, I'm going for the high score!"

I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?
@Actually, I read it 3 times.

You have to read it twice before you can read it a third time.

Father and son get in a car accident. Father dies and son is rushed to the hospital but when he gets there the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, because I'm a woman", amirite?
@hloonvse I can't tell if you were trying to tell the joke properly or you're just being awkwardly sexist..

I think I got the joke. It's based on a question (I think) that goes like this:

"Father and son get in a car accident. Father dies and son is rushed to the hospital but when he gets there the surgeon says, 'I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!' How is this possible?"

Apparently, some people don't realize that the surgeon is the patient's mother.

If that's what the joke is supposed to be based on, I don't get why the OP would make such an obscure reference.

Bad cooks: you hate when you pour your cereal and it catches on fire, amirite?

This reminded me of a Spongebob episode.

"He burnt my shake!"

Whenever you have a problem, just sing... then you'll realize your voice is worse than the problem, amirite?
@Roy What if the problem is your bad singing voice?

Don't sing. Then your problems will just go away.

When the good guy needs a car fast, he just grabs one off the street. But you never really think about what happens to the person whose car got stolen; for all we know, it could start a chain reaction of action movies, amirite?

I have actually thought about the guy whose car gets stolen... if "Wow, sucks to be him" counts.

Go to the comments section of this post, right click and paste. Show us the last thing you copied. This will be fun, amirite?

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Uh... I can explain.

It's easy to forget about Karen in Spongebob, amirite?

I had to think for a minute to remember who Karen is.

Sometimes, when you're talking to an idiot, it feels like adding the word fuck in the middle of the sentence will make them understand you better, amirite?

Did you intend to make "fuck" the 14th word of this 27 word sentence, therefore adding "fuck" in the exact middle of the sentence?

Dijon vu is when you feel like you've eaten the exact same mustard before, amirite?
@Whacka Error 404: Point in that comment not found.

Predicting the futer is too mainstream, so he predicted the prezint.

If age is just a number and marijuana's just a plant then jail's just a room, amirite?

It's comments like these that make me afraid of ever getting a POTD. But there's no need to worry, because these comments are just pixels on my screen.

That's stupid. It should be (length times weight) divided by (width times yaw) plus girth

You hate it when you're trying to plagiarize a paper, but you get caught I have erectile dysfunction because the author inserts a stupid phrase to let the teacher know you copied it, amirite?
@Favvkes This is stupid: this doesn't actually happen.

You did not use a semicolon; for this reason, I am disappointed in you.