Too many new users who don't know what they're doing is the last thing this site needs. amirite?


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whenever you accidentally hit your tooth with a spoon it feels more like you hit it with a hammer, amirite?
@I knew a guy who smashed his face with a hammer, because he was a fucked up basterd.

This reminds me of the quote:
"I'll turn him into a flea.. A harmless little flea! And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box in another box and I'll mail that box to myself, and WHEN IT ARRIVES, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER"

+1 internets to anyone who know where that's from.

Gentlemen, for the next 2-3 weeks the best pick up line at any bar is, "What's Call of Duty?" You can thank me at the bachelor party. amirite?
The world is not going to end in 2012. Why? Because on 11/11 2011 at 11:11, millions of people are going to wish that the world is not going to end in 2012. amirite?
How weird would it be to have another way to measure time? For example, something based on tens called chronos, with 100 chronos in a day, each broken into 100 mikros. Imagine the confusion: "What time is it over there?" "Fifty sixty-nine." "...what?" "Oh, sorry, I'm using chronos, not hours. It's 12:10." amirite?
@Fitzkrieg Rainbow Dash can clear the sky in 116 vals flat.

And I said, "Oatmeal, are you crazy?"

She'll never leave Ponyville hanging.

You're getting Modern Warfare 3 tomorrow (or have already gotten it somehow), amirite?

I had it years ago, only it was called modern warfare 1. Then I got it again, but they renamed it modern warfare 2. Same thing, but theyrenamed it black ops.

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?

ugh, look at that bitch, trying to escape the Aperture Science Enrichment Center

Dr. Pepper: A combination of the 23 shittiest flavors of all time, amirite?

Does anything please you? You like dead babies, right?

They should make haunted houses with genuine fears. For example: Eviction notices at every corner, very important final exams that you didn't study for, pictures of your parents naked, etc. Amirite?
Sometimes characters in video games talk way too much, amirite?

Yeah, Gordan Freeman talked waaay too much in the Half Life series. His constant chatter almost made me stop playing.

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The most controversial spell in the Wizarding World is "Fetus Deletus," amirite?

So now we shamelessly self-promote comments too? Well, two can play at that game.

The longer you're on amirite, the more critical you are of other posts, amirite?

I hate when people love comments that aren't even remotely funny, mostly on the POTD

Alice in Wonderland fan: "Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Amirite fan: "Sometimes I make as many as six original posts before breakfast." Amirite?

1: You hate orange juice with the pulp, amirite?
2: Usually when you have breakfast, it's just cereal or a pop tart, not some huge meal like on the tv. amirite?
3: You obliterate people who get in the way of your morning cup o' joe, amirite?
4: When you were a kid, the best mornings were the ones where you woke up to dry sheets. amirite?
5: You don't understand why you should bring your parents breakfast in bed. Who the hell's gonna do that for me? amirite?
6: Your posts are best at a certain time of day, amirite?