This is impossible. If today is Friday then yesterday was Thursday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards. You need to have a talk with my fried Rebecca.
This is like the big boss that a grammar Nazi has to fight at the end of a poor grammar correcting game.
You haven't hit rock bottom... You've hit Bikini Bottom.
I think a problem with this argument is because people will say that Earth is so perfectly suited to our needs that it doesn't make sense that it wasn't created for us. But I think that it's twisting the theory of evolution. The whole point is that we evolved to fit this Earth. Yes, that means Earth is suited for us but EARTH CAME FIRST. So we were the ones made for Earth. Through evolution.
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My friend died from being hit by a javelin while playing water polo. This isn't funny. I think it's offensive.
After I took the food that animals eat and crushed it up into power and mixed it all in a bowl, I took two unhatched defenseless baby chickens away from their mother and hit them against the side of the bowl. Once it had cracked I let the chicken fetus land into the powder mixture and carelessly tossed the shells into the trash. Then I got an eggbeater and plugged it into the wall which used up electricity that could have been put to use keeping the children living in poverty comfortable. I let the spinning tool of destruction beat the never to be born baby chickens. I then put the substance it created into a 400 degree box and then afterwards I devoured it and let the cake go through me digestive system.
I don't see what you mean. That doesn't sound horrible at all!
Like buffet. But I guess any word that meant unlimited food would be beautiful to me.
Gay marriage is still marriage. It is between two consenting adults. In the bible it also says that a wife is to "serve" her husband (or something along the lines of a husband being in charge) but how often do you see religious protests about how women's rights are unholy? And even athiests aren't given as much shit about going to hell as gays are. Equal is equal. It does not affect anyone and no one is forced to have a gay marriage in any way (in most cases I'd pressume). I think gay and straight couples should be equal in the most equal sense. If a straight couple can kiss in a Disney movie, I say a gay couple kissing should be just as socially acceptable. I don't think they should be treated at a higher standard and get special benefits for being gay but I think they should be given the exact same rights. You can't not hire someone because if religion so you shouldn't be about to not hire someone for their sexuality. Lastly I think people need to not use a person's sexuality to characterize a person. In tv shows and whatnot, a gay character isn't just a gay character. They're sexuality is the most mentioned thing about them and they're usually the comic relief which is silly.
I misinterpreted this I guess. Until I read the comments I thought it meant guitarists did their own thing and played amazing music and didn't play within the bounds on sheet music. They always added their own twist to it so reading sheet music would make then feel restrained and refuse. Haha oh well.
Trust me. That's been said before
If you grab a girl's boobs. If she has a good sense of humor she'll laugh and be like "hahahaha wtf are you doing? xD" If she doesn't...well you run.
You hipster you ;)
(<3 JBieber): Jacob's meat is the steak the vampire is being stabbed with.
I think Africa is the best city ever.