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A man rode into a town on Friday, he stayed 2 days then left on Friday, how did he do it? Using a highly complex device from the future, he created a supermassive black hole which caused a rip in the space-time continuum thus creating a wormhole that transported him 5 days into the future, amirite?

This is impossible. If today is Friday then yesterday was Thursday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards. You need to have a talk with my fried Rebecca.

You know you've hit rock bottom when you are eating holographic meatloaf every night for dinner, amirite?

You haven't hit rock bottom... You've hit Bikini Bottom.

It's crazy to think that in the existence of the English language, some sentences have never been said before, amirite?
You can tell if a girl has a good sense of humour just by feeling her boobs, amirite?
@1198771

If you grab a girl's boobs. If she has a good sense of humor she'll laugh and be like "hahahaha wtf are you doing? xD" If she doesn't...well you run.

It seems like every word is offensive nowadays. You can say the word "bookshelf" and someone will be offended, amirite?

My friend was killed by a bookshelf so this post is offensive.

Straight people: girls- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey so it's suck. guys- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey and your straight so it also sucks. amirite?
@A_Rock You do realize I was being sarcastic, right?

Don't you know you're not supposed to feed the trolls?

You know you've hit rock bottom when you are eating holographic meatloaf every night for dinner, amirite?
@Handsy I've hit rock bottom before, i was on my way back from glove world, and my bus driver got irritated with me... :(

I pbbth can't pbbth understand pbbth what you're pbbth trying pbbth to pbbth tell pbbth me pbbth pbbth pbbthhhhh.

you almost never use periods in a senctance while txting anymore. you only use them for awkward pauses. you us 'lol's to end a sentance, amirite?

This is like the big boss that a grammar Nazi has to fight at the end of a poor grammar correcting game.

There's no way it was an "accident" that the Earth magically formed by itself and had oxygen, water, sunlight, and humans who "accidentally" were made but coincidentally had reproductive organs, brains, and body parts perfectly arranged so that we could move and breathe and think. Why couldn't God just have done all that stuff on purpose? amirite?

I think a problem with this argument is because people will say that Earth is so perfectly suited to our needs that it doesn't make sense that it wasn't created for us. But I think that it's twisting the theory of evolution. The whole point is that we evolved to fit this Earth. Yes, that means Earth is suited for us but EARTH CAME FIRST. So we were the ones made for Earth. Through evolution.

It's kinda cool how the initials of Captain America are "CA", because it's called Captain America and CA (California) is the best American country, amirite?
The best books to reread are the Harry Potter books because then you can see all the crazy foreshadowing you missed when reading them the first time. Like in Chamber of Secrets: "holy shit, Harry feels close to the diary because they're both Horcruxs, how did I miss that?", amirite?
@Eminna I haven't read a single Harry Potter book, and I don't plan to. I respect the people who can give their opinions...

Not to be "one of those people" but why not? Is it because you don't like that style or couldn't get into it or are you doing it because you don't like obnoxious fans? Because the fans really don't affect how good or bad the books are.

Comments on any post: Someone says "ha so true!" Grammar Nazi says something like "You made an error with the passive voice preceded by an adverb." Wannabe says "you're*". Amirite celeb makes a witty joke (+79, 14 loves). Anon tries to argue; loses. Debbie Downer says her friend died by being hit by a javelin while playing water polo, so this isn't funny. Someone questions the post's validity, amirite?

My friend died from being hit by a javelin while playing water polo. This isn't funny. I think it's offensive.

Straight people: girls- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey so it's suck. guys- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey and your straight so it also sucks. amirite?

The comments xD Loling. I love you guys.

The most beautiful words in the English language are typically French. amirite?

Like buffet. But I guess any word that meant unlimited food would be beautiful to me.

There really is a lot of power in how you describe something. I mean, you could make something like baking a cake seem horrible, or WWII seem like it was nothing if you used the right words, amirite?

After I took the food that animals eat and crushed it up into power and mixed it all in a bowl, I took two unhatched defenseless baby chickens away from their mother and hit them against the side of the bowl. Once it had cracked I let the chicken fetus land into the powder mixture and carelessly tossed the shells into the trash. Then I got an eggbeater and plugged it into the wall which used up electricity that could have been put to use keeping the children living in poverty comfortable. I let the spinning tool of destruction beat the never to be born baby chickens. I then put the substance it created into a 400 degree box and then afterwards I devoured it and let the cake go through me digestive system.
I don't see what you mean. That doesn't sound horrible at all!