This is impossible. If today is Friday then yesterday was Thursday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards. You need to have a talk with my fried Rebecca.
You haven't hit rock bottom... You've hit Bikini Bottom.
Trust me. That's been said before
If you grab a girl's boobs. If she has a good sense of humor she'll laugh and be like "hahahaha wtf are you doing? xD" If she doesn't...well you run.
My friend was killed by a bookshelf so this post is offensive.
Don't you know you're not supposed to feed the trolls?
I pbbth can't pbbth understand pbbth what you're pbbth trying pbbth to pbbth tell pbbth me pbbth pbbth pbbthhhhh.
This is like the big boss that a grammar Nazi has to fight at the end of a poor grammar correcting game.
I think a problem with this argument is because people will say that Earth is so perfectly suited to our needs that it doesn't make sense that it wasn't created for us. But I think that it's twisting the theory of evolution. The whole point is that we evolved to fit this Earth. Yes, that means Earth is suited for us but EARTH CAME FIRST. So we were the ones made for Earth. Through evolution.
I think Africa is the best city ever.
Not to be "one of those people" but why not? Is it because you don't like that style or couldn't get into it or are you doing it because you don't like obnoxious fans? Because the fans really don't affect how good or bad the books are.
My friend died from being hit by a javelin while playing water polo. This isn't funny. I think it's offensive.
The comments xD Loling. I love you guys.
Like buffet. But I guess any word that meant unlimited food would be beautiful to me.
After I took the food that animals eat and crushed it up into power and mixed it all in a bowl, I took two unhatched defenseless baby chickens away from their mother and hit them against the side of the bowl. Once it had cracked I let the chicken fetus land into the powder mixture and carelessly tossed the shells into the trash. Then I got an eggbeater and plugged it into the wall which used up electricity that could have been put to use keeping the children living in poverty comfortable. I let the spinning tool of destruction beat the never to be born baby chickens. I then put the substance it created into a 400 degree box and then afterwards I devoured it and let the cake go through me digestive system.
I don't see what you mean. That doesn't sound horrible at all!