You've wondered what people in heaven would look like. If they'd look how they did when they died or if they look how they looked in their prime. amirite?
@Joe_Larson Paul says we are given a new body. It doesn't say of what kind; I think that people would look different than they...

that would be really confusing.

"are you my mom? you don't look like her."
"i can't tell, are you my son?"
"idk. Mom! Mom, where are you? I thought we were supposed to be reunited and shit, but now i have know idea who you are. what kind of fucked up deal is this?"

@1519786

is that sarcasm?

Oral sex used to be disgusting. Then we turned 15. amirite?

I realized that people might vary on the age they came around to the idea of oral sex, I was just hoping that 15 would be a good average, or compromise at least. I think I was younger than 15 when I realized it wasn't that bad. The point of this post wasn't to pinpoint a specific age, but to make a general comment on how our perspective on sex changes as we grow older.

@1518970

I'm saying that someone else came up with that line before you. Just like the time when I thought up a great premise for a story: wizards and other magical things went to a school that taught them magic and had many adventures. sound familiar?

@1463586

I've definitely heard that last line before.

And are you recommending suicide?

You did not know until now that it is impossible to hum and swallow at the same time, amirite?

That's because when you swallow the epiglottis covers the trachea so that nothing goes down your wind pipe and instead is redirected down your esophagus. When you breath, the epiglottis moves away, allowing the flow of air. And you need air so that your vocal cords have something to vibrate around and create sound. It's just basic anatomy.

You abbrv. things when you aren't sure how to spell it, amirite?

For the record, I can spell abbreviate.

Walking is the most excruciating form of transportation. amirite?
@Monopolygamy Have you been in a viking boat with no oars?

clearly i have not. perhaps i should indulge in my norwegian heritage a bit more...

Being told to "Act your race" is the one of the most offensive comments anyone could make, amirite?

i have never in my life heard someone use that term to me or anyone

These days, people are always rushing everywhere, but when you think about it, if you do something in a rush, and just want to move on, you're essentially rushing to your own death. People need to slow down and enjoy the simple things things in life, amirite?

I rush so that I can spend more time on the things I want to do, this I'm not wasting my life doing something I don't.

Learning disabilities are not an excuse and should not be treated as trivial matters (like they usually are). amirite?
It's weird how we've evolved so that our sexual organs are the ones we also piss out of, amirite?
@SpearmintMilk Not saying it'd be any less gross, but pee is sterile too.

Oh I know, I was afraid that mentioning it might reduce my credibility. Thanks for doing that for me :)

Learning disabilities are not an excuse and should not be treated as trivial matters (like they usually are). amirite?
@ilikefurrywolves4815 what do you mean?

what are you confused about? learning disabilities severely affect the way a person performs in all walks of life (it's more than just academics). most people cast it off and say "that's just an excuse for not doing well" or "everyone has that." people who don't struggle with them just don't seem to understand how hard it can be to accomplish things. and even those of us who have difficulties don't really know how to address the problem and make improvements.

It's weird how we've evolved so that our sexual organs are the ones we also piss out of, amirite?
@fangirl12 Agreed. But it's almost as gross that we're born our of where people menstruate and have ejaculated.

not so much i don't think. pee is a whole lot worse than reproduction-related fluids, which are obviously necessary for creating life. especially since the vagina's extremely sterile and washes out all that ejaculation long before a baby is born.

It's weird how we've evolved so that our sexual organs are the ones we also piss out of, amirite?