On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, your nose is about in the middle, amirite?
Sarc: Your second favorite kind of asm. Amirite?
Sarc: Your second favorite kind of asm. Amirite?
you almost never use periods in a senctance while txting anymore. you only use them for awkward pauses. you us 'lol's to end a sentance, amirite?

What is this I don't even

The fact that FedEx won't let you ship blood really limits the number of ways you can say "I love you." Amirite?

trick is putting it in a flask marked "home made tomato juice", works for me every time.

"Psh, come on man, it isn't like talking to a girl." - Rocket scientists, amirite?

"Come on, it's not like stealing cereal from little kids," -Trix Rabbit

"I'll say!" - Chip the Cookie Crisp wolf (dog?)

"You think that's bad? Try PROTECTING the cereal FROM the kids," - Lucky the Leprechaun

"At least kids like eating your cereal..." -Raisin Bran guy

To most Christians, the Bible is like the terms of use for a software license. Nobody actually reads it, they just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree", amirite?
You hate that moment of panic when your parents tell you to wait in line at the cash register, and you're almost to the cashier and they're not back yet, amirite?

One time, as soon as my mother got to the front of the line, she told me to run to the back of the store and grab a bag of Doritos, So i bolt to the chip aisle, grab the Doritos, and run back, a few feet away from the register, I drop them. I look up to see nothing but disappointment on my mothers face, while she shook her head at me, I had never felt more like a failure in my life.

The ugly couples in the hallways are getting out of hand. amirite?
@That's mean. And FYI, ugly people don't exsist.

Are you saying that everyone is beautiful or that ugly people are mythical creatures?

The ugly couples in the hallways are getting out of hand. amirite?
Wearing a shirt braless will always be unattractive, amirite?

....... Unless you're a man XD

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

Everyone calm the fuck down.
I have been to the future, and that's how we spell stuff in 3023

if god isn't real, then how do leaves stay on trees even though there is gravity. Wouldn't gravity make the leaves fall off the trees? amirite?
@Then explain to me how leaves stay on trees, oh and while your at it, explain how birds fly and how clouds stay in...

Are you actually that stupid? The leaves stay on the trees because they're f'king connected from the stems of each leaf.....I feel like you're either trolling, or you're like 5 years old. Do you want me to go and explain the actual physical bonds of the cells of the leaves or what? Birds can fly because the force they are creating from flapping their wings is greater than the force of gravity that is pulling them down. When I say force, I mean the force of pushing the air molecules downward. Yes, air does have volume and mass, as do clouds. Clouds float because the tiny crystals that they are made out of are just as light as air, so in a sense, they ARE air. The crystals they are made out of are too small to have any fall velocity. Think of dust particles floating above the ground. They float because they are light as air. Where the particles go is determined by the air currents.

Your education seems to have derived from episodes of Spongebob.

Just because you attract a lot of nasty skanks does not mean you're a stud. It means that your own kind recognizes you. amirite?