Worst physical pain you've experienced?

When I had my wisdom teeth pulled (all four), I had no medication for the first day or two.

Can Money Buy Happiness?

Well, it buys my antidepressants.

The United States should harvest the fat from overweight people and use it as an alternative energy source.

The United States should harvest the fat from overweight people and use it as an alternative energy source.

Thomas Aquinas's Five Proofs for the Existance of God Are Not Valid

Dude What's With All The Capitalization

By branding certain behaviors as Acts of Terror we have successfully moved the death of innocent people into the realm of justifiable homicide along with other acts of war. Perpetrators prefer this, because it enforces the claim that their actions are part of a greater good. Let stop this nonsense and call it what it is: murder. These thugs are not patriots, they are murderers. They do not deserve any other label.

How did you get the italics?

This joke was too soon, amirite?

I'm a horrible, horrible person for laughing.

Which ancient civilization would you like to visit the most if you could go back in time?

I'd like to visit Persia, since my name is "Persia" and I'm Persian, so then I'd be a Persian Persia in Persia.

Hot Baby Names of 2013 (So Far): What's Your Favorite From the List?
Hot Baby Names of 2013 (So Far): What's Your Favorite From the List?

"Marlowe" sounds like the dog's name in "Marley and Me"

"Christian" would be really stupid if the child's not Christian (though even if he were, it'd still be really stupid)

"Nelly" sound really homely and like "neigh"

"Mavis" sounds like like "meevis" ("small penis")

"Thor" is a Norse god. You don't name your kid after a Norse god (or any god, really). You just don't.

"Bruce" is already taken by Bruce Wayne

"Severine" sounds like "Severus" (and it has "sever", which is really morbid)

"Mingus" sounds like some fungal STD

"Wilder" is a fucking adjective

"Phaedra" sounds like "ephedra" (the plant used to make ephedrine, which is used to make meth)

"Linnea" is pretty much taken by "Linneaus"

Which dance do you do?

The boogey.

We live only once.

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I really REALLY wish it existed.

We live only once.

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I really REALLY wish it existed.

Communism/Marxism is superior to Capitalism

Pure communism? Hell no. My dad lived in Romania during the 80s and saw this first-hand. EVERYONE was poor.

A man should be able to relinquish all responsibility for an unborn child.

Well, if it's not his...