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If it's disrespectful to build a Mosque near Ground Zero because the terrorists were Muslims, then it should be equally disrespectful to build a Boy Scout Headquarters there because the terrorists were male. amirite?
it's not fair that some girls have five guys drooling over them, when others have never even had one. amirite?
@You people are so mean. Ooh, big tough guys on the internet making fun of me when I'm obviously sad about my love...

If you react this way to a few jokes on the internet, then your love life is the least of your worries.

it's not fair that some girls have five guys drooling over them, when others have never even had one. amirite?

You know what IS fair?

Renaissance fairs, science fairs, county fairs, etc.

it's not fair that some girls have five guys drooling over them, when others have never even had one. amirite?

You know what's not fair?

How kids in prosperous countries have 3 meals a day to eat, when kids in third world countries have none. THAT'S not fair.

The fact that FedEx won't let you ship blood really limits the number of ways you can say "I love you." Amirite?

trick is putting it in a flask marked "home made tomato juice", works for me every time.

If I'm José, Amirite?
If I'm José, Amirite?
@KoollooK9999 How about that hose eh? It's spraying all over the place

How about that Jose? He's spraying all over the place

Anonymous +135Reply
It seems like every word is offensive nowadays. You can say the word "bookshelf" and someone will be offended, amirite?
@ThatOneNut Shut the fuck up

how dare you say shut the fuck up? that's offensive to the people who don't have a fuck to shut!

Anonymous +164Reply

I knowwww. It's like abortion. It's so annoying when dying ladies try to have abortions. I mean, who cares if she dies! That fetus that can't feel pain is alive! Gay marriage and abortions are so annoying. It's none of my business but I must put an end to this madness!!!!!

It's ridiculously annoying that the word amirite appears at the end of every post. amirite?
If it's disrespectful to build a Mosque near Ground Zero because the terrorists were Muslims, then it should be equally disrespectful to build a Boy Scout Headquarters there because the terrorists were male. amirite?
@Whutsurnaym Dumbass! It's not on ground zero, and it's a community center with a mosque IN it. Are you retarded?! Your...

OH MY GOD! THANK YOU FOR FUCKING BEING INTELLIGENT! SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THESE DAYS ARE SO FUCKIN RIDICULOUS! Even if it was a mosque, so what? If it had been any other radical religion (hypothetical obviously) that created ground zero there would be NO freaking conflict what so ever! Grow up America! If your pissed because a group of people want to build whats almost basically a YMCA, then you've got a problem.

Anonymous +34Reply
People who speak 3 languages are trilingual, and people that speak 2 languages are bilingual, so what do you call a person that speaks one language? American. amirite?
Adding the word "face" to the end of an insult automatically makes it less mean, amirite?

Shut up with your stupid fucking goddamn post with your mother last night in your room and you were adopted ....face.

Anonymous +398Reply
Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?

Take a dump. Tell someone to go fuck themselves. Date your best friend's mom. Say swear words. Spend all your cash on drugs. Have sex with someone random. Be sexy. Say screw you. Swear out loud. Laugh at stupid people. Make little kids cry. Don't apologize to the parents. Tell someone how to be mean. Tell a 13-year-old girl what you think of her stupid post. Stab someone until their stomach hurts. This is the way to live life, amirite?