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Tinkerbell's boyfriend must be Taco Bell,
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If you think about it, when we celebrate someone's birthday we really just celebrate how they've reached another year of life, rather than their actual birth . It's like saying "Congrats bro. You didn't die yet."
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Weak minds fear what they can't comprehend,
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Schrodinger's dick in a box was both erect and flaccid,
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The mentally challenged are the best people. They are honest and innocent. They love no matter what and would never try to hurt you. I cannot understand why people hate them.
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Helen Keller didn't hear most of the jokes people made about her. Even if she did, she probably wouldn't be able to see why they're so funny,
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If you hide that you're upset, you have no right to complain if no one notices,
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After a while you realize that second chances aren't always to work things out, but to end on a better note,
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Hand jobs from a girl who speaks sign language count as blow jobs,
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Life is completely backwards. Your entire future depends on what you do when you're too young and stupid to care about it.
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When your dog/cat winks at you, you always wink back just in case it's some sort of code,
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"Dafuq" is to "lolwut" as "roflmao" is to "lol",
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.gifs are the closest things we'll have to the photos from the Harry Potter universe,
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Tip: best way to get home when there are no taxis around, order a pizza delivered to your house and hitch a ride with the delivery man,
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