For all the millions of years of evolution to the human species, dogs and cats have a way better bum-hole for pooping without need for wiping. amirite?
@Mcgee0 i defo run faster with my asshole exposed.

And there are many guys who'll chase you faster with your asshole exposed.

Kids born from 1985-95 are gonna have kids between 2015-25 who feel the same way about Doom(2016)that we feel about DOOM(1993) amirite?

No way. DOOM defined the FPS genre before the name FPS existed. For years after it's release all FPS games were called "DOOM clones". The 2016 game was good, but didn't change gaming history forever.

When 3D printers become a standard household object, the most popular fictional characters will probably be the ones that are easy to print. amirite?

Can't wait for the tales for Dick Man. People in ten future will most likely be perverts.

Ethan Hawke is Ben Stiller for non-comedic roles. amirite?

If you mean, painfully average and entirely forgettable, I completely agree.

A Roman wouldn't understand why XL is a bigger size than L in clothing. amirite?

He's just Roman, not stupid xD

Stewardesses is really easy to type, amirite?

No, it's actually more difficult to type with only one hand. You type faster when you alternate hands.

If an English person thinks using the English language and a Spanish person thinks using the Spanish language. Does a baby think in baby language, amirite?
Maybe we all have multiple personalities, but your other personalities are in a coma, amirite?

Do you ever find that one of your personalities wakes up from that long sleep when you bump into an old friend you haven't seen in a while?

All cats are created equal. amirite?

In the movie The Voices Ryan Reynolds has a cat and despite everything going on in that film, I love that cat.

The only logical way of donkey and the dragon having babies is if donkey went inside the dragon and masturbated. amirite?
@contextrip This would make a terrible comic book.

And yet would sell big in some seedy dark web markets

If there have been studies that "Fish don't feel pain because of the lack neuro-physiological capacity for a conscious awareness of pain," then most of Ariel's friends from Little Mermaid didn't really have a soul to begin with. amirite?

Funny thing actually i saw this study that said cartoon characters also dont feel pain

Guns are so dangerous even fake ones kill people, amirite?

Cops shoot you just in case it's a real one.

The most successful species (biologically) are the ones who became the most useful to human beings, amirite?

Nope, plenty of invasive species around that don't benefit people. Rats are an incredibly successful species and usually unwanted in the wild. Although not the main cause, they helped kill 25 million people through bubonic plague. This was aided through another invasive species, fleas.

There is no such thing as a 'fictional song'. amirite?
Combing your hair before going to the barber is a futile endeavour. amirite?