Teenagehood is the free trial of adulthood, amirite?

so I heard. Today.

Since before the universe there was nothing, and everything came from that nothing, everything is nothing and nothing is everything. amirite?
Since before the universe there was nothing, and everything came from that nothing, everything is nothing and nothing is everything. amirite?
When you see your own blood, you are seeing the blood that has touched your own heart and brain. amirite?

I would give you an award this is too disturbing but I have no $

Humans are dirty and inefficient transport vessels for water. amirite?
Technically, the first woman a man has his penis inside is his mother. Before he was expelled from the uterus. amirite?

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The myth that shaving makes your facial hair grow faster was probably created to make teens shave and not look gross, amirite?
@Since when facial hair makes you look gross wtf

He's talking about teens with wispy, patchy growth, not the lustrous lawn of facial grass grown by fully-fledged adults.

Restaurants existed before bleach. amirite?

Hol up... We dem bois.

If you live to be the oldest human alive, the whole human race at the time of your birth has been completely replaced, amirite?

Outplay. Outwit. Outlast.

Your handwriting is technically just your hands accent, amirite?

Mine's like it has the accent of someone that is ten generations into inbreeding and recently got laryngitis.

When a guitarist and a bassist approach and play just in front of each other, that's just musicians frotting, amirite?

Frotting?

Even though you will one day die, the atoms that make you up will last to the end of the universe, amirite?

Everything that currently exists has existed since the big bang and will continue to exist until the dark matter approaches.

With a net worth of over $67b at the age of 35, it's very likely that Zuckerberg will one day be the richest person in the world. amirite?

You have to be human to be the richest person in the world. Richest lizard in the world is more likely

Pick up, dial, talk, hang up, repeat, amirite?

100 years ago, even stranger

You'd think some predators would've evolved a hunting strategy of enjoyably petting, stroking, tickling etc. their prey to lower their guard. amirite?

My cat loves to lower my guard by letting my pet her and purring for a minute before pouncing on my hands.