Being a bee must be like walking around with a loaded gun with one bullet but it only Kills you, amirite?

Bees can sting other insect/ animals and not die or lose its stinger. Our skin is just to thick and the stinger get stuck and when they try to pull it out they rip that part of there body off. Its not suppose to come off.

Stepsisters are much 'nicer' in porn than in fairytales, amirite?

Well there is a lack of stepbros in fairytails.

If the minions were one of the first lives on earth, then minions are about 3 billion years old, amirite?

If penguins were one of the first lives on earth, then penguins are about 3 billion years old

@Where did you get this information

Ummm... I heard it on the Hershey Highway.

If there were infinitely many parallel universes, then we would visit each other all the time. amirite?
@KevlarYarmulke Unless interuniverse travel is actually impossible

If that's the case, it probably also doesn't matter they exist

If there were infinitely many parallel universes, then we would visit each other all the time. amirite?
@m8777 If there are infinite universes then there is one with a possibility that none of the other universes will ever...

There are an infinite amount of universe with an infinite amount of possible properties. mindblowing

If you live longer not smoking, you would spend money on something else in your life, so money isn't really being wasted when you buy cigarettes and die early. amirite?
Photons works better then "Cardinals" for the AZ football team. amirite?
Most celebrities wouldn't be considered attractive if they were normal people. amirite?

Thing is with money is you can afford the best dermatologist, make up artist, plastic surgery etc..

Guys who put the toilet seat down after they pee in a public men's room need to rethink their life choices. amirite?
@yomamascub Why? It literally hurts no one...

It's fine until the next guy to pee doesn't put it up.

The less loyalty you experience, the harder it is for you to trust, amirite?

Sounds like a Trump excuse...

the decisions you make in your life may decide what planet your offspring choose to live. amirite?

Great great great great grandkids man, you mean like next generation getting off this planet? Shiiiiiiiiit

Masturbation doesn't count man

It takes quite a bit of self-discipline to not just wear sweatpants all the time and everywhere. amirite?
@Waconcept Zippered pockets, mon frere!

And then you have to unzipp them every time. And I'm not your bro, dude.