About me.

My name is Shurie (pronounced like the word "sure" then the sound "ee") but it's actually spelled Cherre and I go by Cole. My user name comes from a song my brother and sister used to sing. It went "Cole bowl jelly role wind her up and watch her go." I was a chubby toddler and threw world class temper tantrums.

I've been told I'm an asshole. Like a lot. I think more than most people get told they're assholes. I really do try to be nice most of the time, I just have a really hard time being tactful/taking people's emotions into account.

I am on the autism spectrum.

I am gender fluid.

People always think I'm pissed off when I'm not, I guess I just have one of those faces.

Add me if you wanna c: But tell me who you are >.>

Jung Type: INTJ (introverted, intuitive, thinking, judging)

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My favorite person in the world is Bill Nye. Cuz science ruuules. And he inspired me to be a scientist when I was little.

I frequently experience olfactory hallucinations. That means I smell things that aren't there. I might have a tumor or schizophrenia, and schizophrenia does run in my family... It makes for some weird moment when I go "what's cookin', good lookin'?" and nothing is.

I live in the "pull the brown guy over" state, 'Murica. Can you guess which state it is?

I have green eyes and brown hair

I am short, 5 ft 2

I'm a foodie. And kind of a wino.

Those thing everyone gets all hyphy about:
Pro choice
Pro gay marriage
Atheist agnostic
Pro-suicide and euthanasia

ANARCHY!!!! Not really. That sounds really nice in theory, but in practice it sucks, sort of like communism.

My political compass:

I don't check notifications unless they come in while I'm online, but I do read messages and I sometimes look through my recent comments or occasionally open my notifications to see if people have replied. There's just too many notifications to go back at this point, I wish I never started not checking them. Used the "mark all as unread" button :3 I just now realized it was there.

The thing I want most is to understand how things work and why, so, I want to have a career in science.

In my group of friends, I'm known as the socially awkward "idea"-person and some how landed myself the role as chef, I guess because I like to cook, and I'm pretty good at it if I do say so myself.

My favorite lyrics/songs you should listen to:
"I'm not a slave to a God that doesn't exist, I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit."
Bad Wine and Lemon Cake- I personally like the version by Amanda Palmer ft. The Jane Austen Argument.
Yesterday and Music Box by Atmosphere.
Moonlight Sonata op 27 no 2
"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers, I don’t need to choose a side"
The peni song- Macklemore
Sonic Youth-
"I tapped her on the shoulder and said 'do you have a beau?' She looked at me and said she did not know."
basically anything by Pink Floyd.
EVERYTHING by The Doors.

I'm really not into music that much. It's not my life. It's not a shining light in the dark abyss. It sounds pretty and fills the silence, sometimes it makes me feel feelings. I wouldn't go crazy without it. I like music and all, but I don't see what the big deal is.

I have 8 piercings, twice in each ear lobe, tongue, nipples, and belly button. Bottom to top, that's 1 2 1 2, then the extra 2 ear piercings. I'm going to get a diagonal piercing on the front of my hip and a horizontal one on the side of my hip, an industrial, and a tragus- I want to screw up the pattern to show the messy randomness of endings. One tattoo, so far, on the inside of my lip that says "I <3 U" which is stupid, but it was a free tattoo and it's supposed to fade after some time. It's been 3 years now and it still hasn't faded >.> I'm going to get one above it (which is possible cuz they put it way too low down) that says either "fuck you" or "pimp", some kind of beautiful universe picture on my upper leg/hip, and I don't know what else, but besides the inner lip one, they all have to be meaningful.

Random stuff that doesn't fit anywhere: I have two kitties that I love very much, but I want a dog and a pig. I don't have a favorite color, there's just colors I don't like. Like red and brownish-green. My favorite book is Harry Potter, and I know that's cliche. I'm half Italian and the other half is English, French, Native America, Irish, and German. I used to play the flute, but my first flute broke so I stole a second flute from the school and that one broke too, karma is a bitch. I want to learn to play piano, violin, and guitar. I accidentally punch myself in the face so much that some of my friends and family ask if anyone is abusing me.

My favorite users in no particular order:
ActionMan, because, well, duh.
Len because he's funny and open.
Sobriquet because even though I disagree with her on some things I see her logic, she's a good person to debate with.
Watchful_questioneer because they're deep and insightful.
SpearmintMilk. This needs no explanation, if you've seen her you know she's just awesome.
StickCaveman, because who couldn't like a guy with a stick caveman tattoo? But for real though, I like the way he communicates with people.
Bojadada, If this was real life, they'd be that cool kid that doesn't know me but I stare at trying to think of something to say to start a conversation all the while just making myself look creepy, because they're just that cool.
SeymourNatus, his name is always changing. But he says cunt a lot, so that guy. He makes me laugh and is smart c:
Mike_Hawk, (the knowledgable drug guy) He's pretty fuckin' clever.
Frogy8thefly cuz they let their freak flag fly
B10ckH34d cuz he's basically the epitome of being pragmatic
Spareseconds because she fucking dominates pretty much 100% of arguments with logic.

There's probably more, but this is all for now because I'm telling everyone they've been included in my about me otherwise I'd feel even creepier than I do now. There's a lot more qualities that I like about these users but I was trying to keep it within one line.

So that was rather impersonal. If you want to message me about anything, do it! I don't bite... unless you want me to ;)

My life and ambitions.

I'm pretty sure I was to do theoretical physic's. Though experimental physics or neurology would be cool. I also want to travel the world before I decide which country I want to live in.

A brief history of my life.

I was born. I started school. I was almost kid napped when I was 10 and the fucker didn't get arrested, I'm still pretty bitter about that. I started failing and ditching school when I was 11 and I don't really know why. There was one class in 8th grade I did really well in though, I had an awesome social studies teacher and got 104% in her class and a plaque from the school. Maybe I failed cuz none of the other teachers engaged me. That continued through out high school, I didn't do homework or class work but I passed most of the tests, but that wasn't enough to pass the class or prevent me from getting audited, that stopped when I dropped out in my junior year and I got my GED and started community college. In my high school years, I was put into therapy and put on medication for depression for about 2 weeks, then I was taken off because, sense I wasn't depressed, the meds just made my psychotically hostile after constant use. I was put in a mental institution by my mom but they only kept me for 24 hours. My mom wasn't too happy about that because that meant she couldn't blame our problems on me being insane. So every once in a while she'd call the cops on me for something stupid, once telling them she thought I had her gun (an antique gun with no bullets and didn't work anyway, but she didn't tell them that) and have me thrown in a place called sef. She kicked me out a lot and I would always live with the same friend for about a week until she'd call the cops and tell them I ran away, so once again they'd put me in sef. I would like to go back to college, but I have to work and make money for a while before I can. My brother is 11 years older than me and my sister is 9 years older than me. I became an aunt when I was 7. I felt pretty cool telling all my friends that, but my friends told their parents and their parents thought I had a bad family so a lot of them wouldn't let their kids hang out with me. I didn't realize that at the time though, I was too young. It was fine by me regardless. Kids would try to make plans that I didn't want but felt obligated to go through with, I was pleased when all the sudden those kids didn't try to hang out with me anymore for no apparent reason. I haven't done very much with my life yet, but I really hope to do something humanity will remember me by.

The things I could never live without.

The internet plus a device to use the internet and books.

My favourite books, TV, music, movies and food.

My favorite book is Harry Potter. You should give me book suggestions :) Favorite shows are American Dad, Family Guy, Dexter, Through the Wormhole, Criminal minds, CSI, How the Universe Works, The Big Bang Theory, Everybody loves Raymond, and shows that are like those (crime shows, sitcoms, and science shows) I don't really listen to much music but I have a big variety in my taste for it, and I like pretty much all food. My favorite movie is Rocky Horror Picture Show, which is what my profile picture is from.

The coolest places I've visited.

Florida. I got bit in the leg by a baby shark, it was awesome.

In my free time I like to...

Bring a blanket and pillow into the bathroom, turn the shower water on cold, sit on the floor and read a book for a few hours. Though I'm gonna have to get a water noise making machine because our walls are starting to get mold on them from me doing that so often-gross, I know. I also like to take long walks in nice weather.

Favourite Quotes

"Anything is possible; everything is negotiable."

"Love is fleeting."

"Life happens everywhere you are, whether you make it or not."

"Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits."

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."

"Never forget who you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you."

"Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."

You should send me a message if you..

Like theoretical conversations about fantasy stuff, weird things, gore, have a question, have a book suggestion, can guess my state, or just feel like it. c:

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