+950"He broke my heart I broke his xbox <3 :))" ...Right. Things like this are probably why he broke up with you in the first place, amirite?
+617It's annoying when people say today's society is fucked up. Sure, it might be a bit, but at least we don't segregate people like only about 50 or 60 years ago or kill women because they might be a witch like only a few hundred years ago. Society has only improved, sitting there talking about how fucked up society today is doesn't make you sound mature, cool, hipster, or anything except that you complain about something but do nothing to improve it, amirite?
+373It's annoying when you go some where with your friend who doesn't know anybody and clings to you the whole night. It's also annoying when you don't know anyone so you talk to your friend the whole night but they blow you off. There's two sides to every situation, so maybe we should all try to be more helpful and understanding, amirite?
+346I didn't accept your request for Farmville, The Sims Social, The Truth Game, and everything else the first time. Maybe if you send me 12 more fucking requests, I'll change my mind. amirite?
+333It sucks when your pet is sleeping in the cutest position and you just wanna pet them till the fuckin cows come home but you don't wanna wake them up and ruin the cuteness of it all, amirite?
+211Truth is, if you like my status, I'll comment on your wall about how cool, funny, chill, and good looking you are, and how we should chill soon (which we won't) because I haven't seen you in like, forreverr <3 And it's highly unlikely that I'll tell you a real truth, like how I don't know you and what the hell are you expecting me to tell you? And even if I do know you, I wouldn't want to offend you by telling you what I really think. amirite?
+272Introverts: you hate how parents and teachers push you to be more extroverted as if introverted qualities weren't equally as valuable, amirite?
+207It's strange that a lot of humans see themselves as separate from other animals in the animal kingdom in two distinct groups: human and non human animals. There's really nothing special about people other than their intelligence, in the same way there's nothing special about a cheetah other than running at 70 mph and keen hunting instincts. There's no reason for humans to think of themselves as special or seperate ... amirite?
+281It's stupid when people claim rap or Katy Perry isn't music just because they don't like the genre or it uses auto tune. Last time I checked, music is using vocals, instrumental sounds (or both) and your opinion of how shitty it is or a computer making the instrumental sounds or aiding the vocals doesn't mean it's not the art of arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm, and timbre, amirite?
+297You only live once, so go out and get fucked up and do all these unhealthy things that shorten your life span and could potentially kill you. Seems legit, amirite?
+186When you were really little, your parents would say things like "Is THIS your matching blue shoe?" and you'd be like "No silly! That one is yellow!" and silently scoff at their inferior intelligence, amirite?
+195It's ridiculous to claim Obama is taking away freedom of religion because he's for birth control and abortion and those things are against your religion. You still have the freedom to not get those things, he's not forcing you to break your religion, amirite?
+336Girls: there is some really random things about guys you find sexy. For example: I think a guy jumping a wall is sexy, amirite?