Every time you watch porn you fear in the back of your mind that it's somehow connected to your Twitter or Facebook, and that it's gonna make a post about how much you love hot horny lesbians. Amirite?
Honestly the best way to get rid of a bully who beats you up isn't telling on them, using "I" messages or getting people to back you up. It's doing something weird as shit so they never mess with you again. Ex: "Hey you got my lunch money?" Starts fidgeting and takes off clothes...."Never mind, I have to go now.", amirite?
@CatMan Well not if your friends are a bunch of scrawny kids.

yeah that would probably make it worse haha, but if your friends are relatively normal :')

Honestly the best way to get rid of a bully who beats you up isn't telling on them, using "I" messages or getting people to back you up. It's doing something weird as shit so they never mess with you again. Ex: "Hey you got my lunch money?" Starts fidgeting and takes off clothes...."Never mind, I have to go now.", amirite?

Basicly having friends and being with them a lot stops bullies from starting shit

It must be hell for Wolverine to go through airport security nowadays, Amirite?

Pfft the x men have their own jet

You don't actually know what E=mc2 stands for, amirite?
We know the world isn't ending in 2012, because Albus Severus Potter and Rose Weasley start their first year at Hogwarts in 2017, amirite?

The world won't end in 2012 movie reference goes here

Why do interactive movies advertise themselves as being 4D? The fourth dimension is time. All movies are 4D. amirite?

It really helps move the story along

Sickipedia's server is down, someone famous must have died, amirite?
@RandyMichz Sikipedia has sick jokes...you mean wikipedia?

Like when Michael Jackson died and the internet flooded with jokes

It's funny but a little disappointing when a song seems really deep and emotional then you figure out it's about beer, amirite?
It's really stupid how some people don't listen to some artists because of how they look. Examples: "I don't listen to KISS because they have freaky hair and they paint their faces weird" or "I don't listen to Eminem because he's white" or "I don't listen to Adele because she's not as skinny as Beyonce", amirite?
@brunetterox915 Taylor Swift*

they dont play her so much in the UK

It's really stupid how some people don't listen to some artists because of how they look. Examples: "I don't listen to KISS because they have freaky hair and they paint their faces weird" or "I don't listen to Eminem because he's white" or "I don't listen to Adele because she's not as skinny as Beyonce", amirite?

I don't listen to Adele because shes a whiny bitch

History teachers are the most outgoing, amirite?
First day of band camp: Fuck sunscreen, that's for pussies. Last day of band camp: OH SWEET SUNSCREEN, LOTION OF THE GODS! amirite?

I swear everyone in the US goes to band camp

Guys: You get angry when you here girls bitch about shaving their legs even though to be accepted we have to shave so much more of our bodies than them. amirite?

And the shaving of the balls is risky

Due to the constriction of the inferior alveolar nerve as it passes through the mandible foramen on its way to the tongue, there is only a limited combination of sounds that a human being can make. For example, it is physically impossible to pronounce the words “eye”, “laws”, “dug”, and “aim” in sequence. amirite?