Guys: You find it incredibly difficult to not tell females what we actually use our nipples for, amirite?

My dad used to tell me that if i pressed both of them at the same time, my penis would fall off

For all we know, scientists on Pluto took a vote and decided Earth's no longer a planet, amirite?
Guys: You find it incredibly difficult to not tell females what we actually use our nipples for, amirite?
"hipster this...hipster that..." Okay. What the hell is a hipster? amirite?
Atheists: You hate when you tell religious people that you're an atheist, and they (some of them, at least) look at you with sad eyes and say "Aw, I'm sorry", like they're apologizing that you're going to burn in hell for all eternity, amirite?

It's the same when you tell someone you play bass

If God doesn't exsist, then humans are just pointless masses of cells that have no purpose, and emotions are just chemicle reactions that don't mean anything, amirite?

Cells are pointless, they are round

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

POST OF THE YEAR

I bet Prince William is going to feel awkward at his bachelor party. Imagine sticking a note with your grandmother's face on it into a stripper's g-string, amirite?

Unless you're into that kind of thing ;)

Why does it seem that guys get douchier by the generation? In a hundred years, it'll just be a world of pimps and wife beaters, amirite?

Why do girls get stupider by the generation? In a hundred years, it'll just be a world of hypocrites and sluts

Bin Laden is dead, but Al Quada will keep attacking. This isn't the end, this is just the beginning of it, amirite?

Not the beginning, more like the middleish

you have talked to a member of the opposite sex at some point in your life, amirite?

I'm like Raj from the big bang theory

You make racist jokes, but you don't want to be called a racist, amirite?

I always stand up for black people

It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat on the bus

Guys: we are not all shallow and all about sex, we actually can be really deep and thoughtfull and genuinely care about others, amirite?

I'm in a glass case of emotion!

The world is a dirty place, but it takes dirt for a flower to grow, amirite?

These analogies are shit

If a product isn't tested on animals, how do we know it's safe for us, amirite?

Test it on retards like you