+212It must be pretty bleak to give birth to a child with a defect. Imagine - you're so excited to watch them grow and blossom, to have amazing conversations, go on holidays, first day of school, prom, weddings etc...and then they come out retarded or something. You would feel disappointed, amirite?
+760There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until you catch one you're just stuck there holding your rod, amirite?
-104The worst part about rape must be the feeling like it's your fault, like you're some how to blame. But you could console yourself with the fact that the bitch asked for it when she wore a short skirt, amirite?
+301Friend: So what's your weirdest dream? You: ...I don't really remember my dreams, amirite?
-271Fat people shouldn't laugh. Who the fuck are they fooling pretending that their actually happy. amirite?
+164If a guy said he plays Call of Duty in his underwear, it's lame, but if a girl says she plays Call of Duty in her underwear, it's awesome. amirite?
+121It would be pretty cool if on any sort of gaming console there would be a "global" leaderboards for all of your wins, all of your losses, all of your kills and all of your deaths for every game you've ever played. amirite?
+123When the amirite guy greets you with "You look nice today ___. Is that a new shirt?" You feel kinda good about yourself like, "Why, thank you for noticing." Then you proceed to have a conversation with him and gossip about the other users on this site, amirite?
+485Why do the kids on the back of the bus point and laugh at you when you're driving behind them? Hello, I'm the one with a car while you have to ride the bus home everyday, amirite?
+325Grandma's perfect Apple Pie: Ingredients: crust- readymade pastry, 1 egg, tbs of milk. Filling- 4 large apples, 1/2 cup sugar, pinch of cinammon, warm water. First get out a pie dish and roll out the pastry so it fits the dish and cut long strips for the covering. For the filling chop and peel the apples then sautee in warm water with the salt and cinammon until the warm, fresh, homey smell has filled the kitchen. Pour in the filling, cover with pastry strips, brush the egg & milk on top & bake! amirite?
+264A cool way to pick up girls on amirite would be to YYA and NW all the same posts as them. Then you could be like "Hey baby. Our compatibility is 'off the charts'... we should probably have sex." Then they'd sleep with you and love you forever, amirite?