Also, there's no "u" in "color."
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How Is The Post Of The Day Chosen?
"The admins choose the post of the day when we see a really good post. Not necessarily a post a lot of people agree with, but one that make you think and demonstrates what amirite is all about. We pick posts that will give a good first impression of the site as that is the first post new visitors see."
I don't know about you, but if I was a new visitor and saw this...
I'm 'bout to go hunt yo' damn kindergarten teacher down 'cause bitch did NOT teach yo' ass or nothin' 'bout how to EE-NUN-SEE-ATE yo' damn ABC'S. EASY AS 1-2-3.
A similar yet fatal fate befell one of my friends. Someone was about to shoot him in the back of his head, and another person shouted "DUCK!" And then, my friend just started quacking.
Moral of the story: Proper, animal-free wording can save lives. Start today.
So there hasn't been a comment that has made everyone burst out laughing yet. I decided it'll be me. Here it goes:
There are obviously some issues with this type of technology, however. Someone could easily use this for evil. They'd have their fry cook round up and capture every last jellyfish in some fields, kill them through a cruel and gruesome process, and then literally squeeze the jelly out of 'em, with this all being powered by a cheap crustacean riding a bike. Very complex yet possible.
Y'know, just a thought.
I called someone a "fucking bitch" for stealing my chocolate milk at my lunch table.
There was GASPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE.
Where do the math textbook makers get all of the pictures of the kids anyway? Are there, like, math textbook photo-shoots that call for Asian, black, Mexican, and handicapped kids dressed in really retro sweaters and flamboyant patterned sweatpants?
It feels great to take off those hipster nerd glasses after a long day of trying too hard to be interesting and complex.
Unless you're being cheered on by your family and friends in a hurdle race. In that case, "GET OVER IT!" would be quite apt.
Another funny prank: Cover your co-worker's cubicle with millions of Post-It notes, and when he returns to see the mess you shoot him in the face.