There's no anxiety like shaving your ball sack with a razor, amirite?
@Personally I find it very pleasant to a man's genitals are properly shaven. It's more pleasant for your partner...

I find it equally pleasant when she takes the time to manicure the welcome mat. It's no longer 1973.

No one can actually skip breakfast. amirite?

Never eat again?

Homeless people have been a real boon to the shopping cart industry. amirite?

How? I think I understand but am not sure I do.

If you think about it landlords can be considered dictators cuz they take your money, amirite?

Renters take their apartment in exchange for that money.

If you don't like them taking your money, sleep in your car.

You can't look at a word without saying it in your head, amirite?

Yes I can. I see it as a piece of art.

The brain may have named itself, but it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that. amirite?
Christmas is the least likely time someone will break up with you, amirite?
@contextrip Nah... it's a huge time for arguments.

Sure, but who wants to end a relationship on or before Christmas?

Losing a sense doesn't heighten your other senses, it just make you focus on them more. amirite?
@Respectmyauthoriteh What if there are no more senses for you to focus on?

Maybe you focus on your body. You would need to ask somebody who has lost all their senses, but that is impossible as they cant hear you, cant see you, cant feel you, cant smell you and taste you either.

If Hollywood indeed had orchestrated the moon landing, they would have made a few remakes already. amirite?

They did, but they were uninspired and didn't really develop the characters any.

Computer programmers are people who have figured out how to press little plastic cube shapes in the correct order, amirite?

That's like saying "physicists are people who have figured out how to put numbers and letters in the right order to make equations"

Humans have 100 million million cells in the body, and we're always just one cell division away from getting cancer. amirite?
Never admit that you're an expert at anything. Tell everyone you're an amateur. That way when you fail nobody is disappointed and when you succeed everyone is impressed. amirite?

I never tell anyone about how good I am at wacking off. And I get the exact opposite result.

The scary noises kids hear late at night are probably their parents having sex, amirite?
Bed is the only place where "What an asshole" could be a compliment, amirite?

Stripclub

We all are still looking for that video that we first jacked off too all those years ago, amirite?