Sleep is the free trial of death, a coma is a membership. amirite?

time to pirate the full version with DLC

The expression 'nothing to be sneezed at' makes absolutely no sense. amirite?
Your smartphone is more advanced than the computers that landed a spaceship on the moon. Technically, your phone can land on the moon. amirite?

Shut up. Please shut up

People born on Feb. 29, 2096 won't turn 1 until they're 8. amirite?
@Bunionsbill 100:4=25 So theres 25 leap years in a ceuntry Do u know what a leap year even is

" Every year that is exactly divisible by four is a leap year, except for years that are exactly divisible by 100, but these centurial years are leap years if they are exactly divisible by 400. For example, the years 1700, 1800, and 1900 are not leap years, but the years 1600 and 2000 are. "

- The United States Naval Observatory

You feel worse running on low sleep than no sleep at all, amirite?
The Harry Potter series would have ended pretty quickly if someone brought a gun, amirite?

The religious debates over Harry Potter was one thing, I don't think the franchise needs a firearm control debate as well.

For every celebrity that dies in a bizarre wanking accident there must be a large hidden amount of ordinary people who meet their end in a masturbating misadventure. amirite?
If elephants became as active as mice, they would explode( hint: mitochondria) amirite?

Love to go in Africa to see some elephants exploding

There's an alternate timeline where Willy Wonka just falls and dies at the start of that movie, amirite?

Same with every fictional and non-fictional character to exist.

People born on Feb. 29, 2096 won't turn 1 until they're 8. amirite?
@Explain yourself because what?

Years that are multiples of 100 don't get a leap year, so the next leap day after leap day 2096 is leap day 2104.

A Whopper from Burger King can be considered a "healthy" meal if you consider the lettuce, tomatoes , and onions as a salad... amirite?

I'd kill for a whopper rn...

Waking up and getting up are two entirely different negotiations. amirite?

I sometimes feel more tired after I wake up than when I'm going to bed.

You don't dislike a food, you dislike how it was prepared, amirite?

I dislike bleu cheese, regardless how it's prepared

There is a fast food worker out there that has unknowingly cooked a death row inmates' last meal, amirite?

You are probably right. I want a "bucket of KFC." "Crispy please"

Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?
@shai-e Have you ever seen a statue everyone touches? The outermost layer just jets erased. Layering is still a solution...

2 cm is almost an inch, which is excessive. You would only need a coating of a few Millimeters. The copper coating on pennies is way less than 1 mm.

The outer layer isn't "erased" lmao. Brass tarnishes, people touch the tarnished surface repeatedly, the tarnish (oxide layer) is slowly worn off.