Sleep is the free trial of death, a coma is a membership. amirite?

time to pirate the full version with DLC

The expression 'nothing to be sneezed at' makes absolutely no sense. amirite?
Your smartphone is more advanced than the computers that landed a spaceship on the moon. Technically, your phone can land on the moon. amirite?

Shut up. Please shut up

People born on Feb. 29, 2096 won't turn 1 until they're 8. amirite?
@Bunionsbill 100:4=25 So theres 25 leap years in a ceuntry Do u know what a leap year even is

" Every year that is exactly divisible by four is a leap year, except for years that are exactly divisible by 100, but these centurial years are leap years if they are exactly divisible by 400. For example, the years 1700, 1800, and 1900 are not leap years, but the years 1600 and 2000 are. "

- The United States Naval Observatory

You feel worse running on low sleep than no sleep at all, amirite?
The Harry Potter series would have ended pretty quickly if someone brought a gun, amirite?

The religious debates over Harry Potter was one thing, I don't think the franchise needs a firearm control debate as well.

For every celebrity that dies in a bizarre wanking accident there must be a large hidden amount of ordinary people who meet their end in a masturbating misadventure. amirite?
If elephants became as active as mice, they would explode( hint: mitochondria) amirite?

Love to go in Africa to see some elephants exploding

There's an alternate timeline where Willy Wonka just falls and dies at the start of that movie, amirite?

Same with every fictional and non-fictional character to exist.

Weapons are designed to kill/harm people in different ways, amirite?

Are you just now realizing this?

People born on Feb. 29, 2096 won't turn 1 until they're 8. amirite?
@Explain yourself because what?

Years that are multiples of 100 don't get a leap year, so the next leap day after leap day 2096 is leap day 2104.

We live closer to a Trex than a Trex did to a Brachiosaurus, amirite?
@Milkzey T. Rex, not trex

Nope. _T. rex_ {capital T, lowercase r).

A Whopper from Burger King can be considered a "healthy" meal if you consider the lettuce, tomatoes , and onions as a salad... amirite?

I'd kill for a whopper rn...

Putting vitamins into gummies for kids is the same as hiding medicine in peanut butter for dogs. amirite?
@Larny2019 I put my kids into peanut butter.

And then make them take their vitamins.

Waking up and getting up are two entirely different negotiations. amirite?

I sometimes feel more tired after I wake up than when I'm going to bed.