If you could eliminate one (and only one) item from the human condition it would be:
It is weird to realize that human beings are made of meat. Our brains are made of meat. That means under the right conditions - meat can think. We communicate by squirting air through flaps of meat. That's weird. Amirite?

Meat makes meat talk? No, electromagnetic pulses controlled by chemical reactions all over your body causes these impulses. You see some fine honey, and you're thinking (also caused by electronic waves) to yourself, "damn that honey is fine." But when you want to say it, your brain releases all these chemicals and shit, sending electronic pulses to your jaw, and lungs to allow you to make different noises by shaping your mouth. So no, it's not so simple as "squirting air through flaps of meat."
Your intercostal muscles allow for changes in pressure inside your lungs, allowing you to take in air, filling aevioli with oxygen, then releasing the product of CO2, which was produced by all of your cells, when you exhale.

It must suck to be at a public school, because public schools are too poor to afford Smart Boards, amirite?
@StickCaveman Technology doesn't increase grade point averages. If anything it's just crutch for shitty teachers to lean on.

Actually, they're a lot easier to use. Go ahead and take the time to look down a few comments to see what "Starlight_dragon" had to say.

It must suck to be at a public school, because public schools are too poor to afford Smart Boards, amirite?
It must suck to be at a public school, because public schools are too poor to afford Smart Boards, amirite?
If I were to say that Nazi's were good people, that would be direct infringement my right to my opinion. Fuck you Canada. amirite?
@TommyUK1234 This makes no sense

Are you questioning my decision-making skills? You better fucking not.

Pyromaniacs usually try to be fit since they like burning calories, amirite?
Pyromaniacs usually try to be fit since they like burning calories, amirite?
@Skr3wBall And your list of games is less than one

What..? Should I even know what the fuck that means?

Pyromaniacs usually try to be fit since they like burning calories, amirite?
It must suck to be at a public school, because public schools are too poor to afford Smart Boards, amirite?
@GiggityGoo22 Smart Boards suck dick, but my school has them. They aren't really something to brag about..

Actually, yeah, they are something to brag about. Seeing that they're both a projector AND a whiteboard makes it all the better. Prove me wrong.

It must suck to be at a public school, because public schools are too poor to afford Smart Boards, amirite?
'Gsus' is the holiest chord in music, amirite?
'Gsus' is the holiest chord in music, amirite?

Yeah this is so original, it's not on many T-shirts or anything... Gratz OP, gratz

Potheads are fat because the munchies get to you, amirite?
Potheads are fat because the munchies get to you, amirite?
@AtheisticMystic You commented on your own post by yourself. Twice...

I was stating facts. Why do you care what i post? I don't care if someone posts a comment if they actually vote on one of my posts instead of pussying out and staying "out of it"