+576There is a very fine line between being tan, and looking like you rolled around in doritos. amirite?
+460I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I’m not a smoker. I just really like certain songs, amirite?
+23Grammar Nazis: people don't hate you for correcting their grammar and spelling. We hate the ones that act superior to everyone else because what? They use proper grammar? Tell me I spelled a word wrong, that's fine. Tell me I'm a retard who need to go back to first grade because I type like an illiterate monkey and my sentence structure is so atrocious you can't even comprehend it? Dramatic muc... amirite?
-16You learned how to spell Mississippi by saying " M- I - crooked letter crooked letter- I - crooked letter crooked letter - I - hump back hump back - I", amirite?
+12When my story's told, how will they tell it? Will they say I was a giver or will they say I was selfish? Will they say I was a sinner or pretend I was a saint? Will I go down as a winner, what's the picture they gon' paint? amirite?
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