A lot of the guys I know have hairdressers.

I hate that!!!

My best friend is my significant other. :-)

I do that daily. :-p

I'll tell my mother it's ugly, I'm not gonna keep it.

People cough waaaaay too much to say something everytime they cough.

I love helping people. It makes me happy. :-)

Haha, I love this post. :-)

I miss that show!

That's not the name of the song.

Or they're more mean, because they don't want you to look better than they do.

Unless it's sparkling water.

Really? That's gross!

What?

Are you serious?!