I drank water today. Guess I'm not African.
Fun fact: it is completely acceptable to put Amirite achievements on your resume
We have a rapist in Lincoln Park?
I read this in a deep, old western voice.
Or just black people.
Even more awkward for aborted fetuses.
I'm gay but that doesn't stop me from deepthroating those delicious nuggets.
Do you mean a gay rapist? Or are we going off the assumption the man is attracted to you?
Nope, just Kyle.
You're not a human unless you can do eight consecutive backflips on a mountain of jello while facing southeast and have 22 witnesses, including Gandhi and Jack Sparrow.
I do homework by myself :'(
Maybe my parents would love me if I got POTD...
I give up; who is it?
Thank you. And thank you for not being like "NOOMGZ U DIZRSPCTEDDD ME! ADN YUR UGLY TWO!!1!"