Nice guys are ugly, hot guys are jerks, and hot nice guys are gay, amirite?

i wud give you my msn if i didn't know better =D . cuz i'm not gay, i'm a nice guy, and cute enuff to get in magazines...then puberty caught up on me and now, at the age of 19 i get my first zittz...life's a bitch, amirite ?

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sure, you may be "popular", but when you look at the outcasts... who's having the better time. amirite?

Oh, wow. I wish this was ironic so I could laugh.

Honestly? A lot of teenagers, regardless of their social status in fucking high school where it doesn't even matter and you guys are focusing on something incredibly stupid, tend to be happy. The so-called "popular" kids are happy with whatever they're doing I'm sure, and the so-called "outcasts" are happy with whatever they're doing. If someone isn't happy, well then they're doing something wrong, or people are picking on them.

To even refer to yourself as an outcast is just giving into the whole stupid caste system. Why can't you just be a person? I mean yeah there's actual labels that matter to a small extent, but seriously? "Outcast"? When will teenagers finally mature and realize that looks aren't everything, and their social status isn't important at their age, and that they have no dictation on how someone's living their lives? They're fucking and doing drugs and having a great big ol' circlejerk of fun in their minds, and they consider you boring. I assume you think you're having fun and you consider them boring. So really you're just taking the role of popular kids that you think they're taking.

It doesn't matter how many resources you have, if you dont know how to use them they will never be enough. Amirite?

Actually, if he had more ladders, he could have built a bigger pile that allowed him to climb over the wall.

At least once, you received a punishment for a very stupid reason, amirite?

Once my mom yelled at me because she told me to get off the internet, so I got off and started doing my laundry "in a disrespectful way."

It's not hurting anybody, but it means you're a crazy fuck, and I look down on crazy fucks.

The real reason that women never propose is that as soon as they get down on one knee men start unzipping, amirite?
@1741215

"You might as well propose to me."

It's so annoying when you go to the pond and see all these ducks practicing their teenage girl faces, amirite?
It's so annoying when you go to the pond and see all these ducks practicing their teenage girl faces, amirite?
Even if you don't talk to them, you know a majority of your classmates last name, amirite?
@Even easier if you live in the south

I LIVE IN THE HEART OF THE CONFEDERACY! THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN UNLESS YOU EXPLAIN YOURSELF ANONYMOUS MAN OF MISCHIEF. YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO WITH YELLOW BELLIES LIKE YOU?! invite you in and sit you down with a nice cool glass of ice tea and explain our rich culture and ways of the southern born gentleman. Unless you're not white... THEN THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

Girls: it's hard to tell when you are hungry and when your are bored because you usually end up eating either way, amirite?
@ctiscooler And this is addressed solely to girls because?

Imagine pooping, and then picture the exact opposite.

Taylor Swift's, "You Belong With Me" would have sounded a lot more of a stalker-esque feeling, if she was ugly, amirite?

She wears high heels, I have several skin conditions
She's cheer captain and I shower weekly
Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time