+40You hate when teenage girls post statuses about how they aren't going to change for anyone and don't care what anyone else thinks. Of course you care what other people think about you, that's why you wear what you wear, act the way you do, talk the way you do, and post statuses like this to impress people, amirite?
+472Harry Potter keeps saying Voldemort killed Cedric Diggory, but really, it was Peter Pettigrew. amirite?
-3"You've got a dream of a degree and shirt that smells like me." Jennifer Nettles, you clearly need to find a guy who can do his own laundry. That is disgusting, he should really wash that. amirite?
+11"I just found out I'm pregnant with a baby that has a birth defect that could potentially be fatal, to make sure that doesn't happen, I've made the decision to kill it. But it's okay, because I'm sparing it from possible death!" Yeah, that makes sense. amirite?