Lips and anuses have the same type of skin. So wipe your ass softly. amirite?

Yeah and your bum hurts when you poop spicy food so like they're totally the same thing

Humans are all the same, genetically infantile, v1olent and h0ly. amirite?

This really went down hill after the first comma

Uno must be hard to play in Spanish speaking countries. amirite?

No, we just say "uno". That's about all there is to it

People who played sims growing up had the potential to became interior designers or psychopaths, amirite?

so many options...

The right Twix vs. left Twix ad campaign is a great way to get people with OCD to buy two Twix bars instead of just one. amirite?

But not for me. Left Twix is best. Everyone says "Oh, y'know they're the same right?" Wrong. Left Twix is better.

The Toys in Toy Story must have seen Andy jerking off at least once, amirite?
@KilljoyX He probably jerked it over Jessie at some point.

God now I can't get that image out of my head, he also probably did it with Bo Peep

The Toys in Toy Story must have seen Andy jerking off at least once, amirite?
Mirrors don't actually break. They just multiply, amirite?

What is a mirror if you're a vampire?

The Toys in Toy Story must have seen Andy jerking off at least once, amirite?
The Toys in Toy Story must have seen Andy jerking off at least once, amirite?
@Radiwve What about barbie?

Well that would've more been Andy's Sister and I don't think you want to get into that

Loud farts are your intestines exhaling heavily because they're upset at your choices. amirite?
There are no cats in the John wick movies. They only show John interacting with dogs, one wonders about his liking for cats. amirite?

Well, not showing cats does'nt confirms their existence nor it denies it

Most people (at least myself) has a dominant chewing side. amirite?

Lefty's: do you favor your left side?

V looks like a simple drawing of Vagina in front whereas P looks a minimalistic drawing of Penis with balls in sideview. amirite?

And O looks like an ass hole or what a mouth makes during oral

If a cats lifespan is approximately 9 years old and it has 9 lifes, then it's lifespan is actually 1 year. amirite?

It has 81 years, I belive this is a typo