If a sentence begins with if, then it never ends with then. amirite?
You're officially old when professional athletes younger than you start retiring, amirite?

I feel old when all the actors playing teenagers on TV are younger than me (24). They used to seem so old :(

No one knows how many living creatures they have killed in their lifetime, but exterminators have the highest kill count. amirite?

Wild fire starters might give them a run for their money.

Everyone who has ingested dyhydrogen monoxide has a 100% chance of death, amirite?

That's why it's DIEhydrogen monoxide

@Ggezpzmuppy And potentially more fatal.

I just meant like, isn't part of the excitement of public sex the threat of getting caught?

Masturbating is more rough and intense than sex. amirite?

Loosen your grip on your cock and your neck.

if our eyes emitted light we could never see shadow, amirite?
A watched pot never boils partially because the lid would need to be off to watch it. amirite?

But it can boil without a lid

Sleeping is similar to dying, amirite?

How many times have you died?

Our teeth only turn yellow because of plaque/tarter, so when someone says your teeth is yellow, your teeth are white it's what's covering the teeth that's yellow. amirite?
Luke Skywalker was probably such a good jedi because there weren't as much people taking up bandwidth in the force. amirite?

Force Management: "Oh my god, a force user NOT using it to slaughter innocent people. HAVE ALL OUR STOCK, BRO!!"

You don't fully know how many people have bad breath until you're tall enough to have more face-to-face conversations. amirite?

Not really. You could still smell bad breath even when you're short lol

In the future there will be people who have not seen bank notes or coins, amirite?

It's kinda scary how people don't realise that, some banks already considering bitcoin instead of any other currency

A $20 pen is a much better gift than a $20 t-shirt, amirite?
@TheSonofHermes I'd rather get a t-shirt than a pen though

Me too, I love a good t-shirt! I get what OP is trying to say but the real point is spend the money on something that the person would actually want.

Loud farts are your intestines exhaling heavily because they're upset at your choices. amirite?
@Iamalgend Are you eating foods high in protein/dairy and spicy?

Good spicy kills the fart bacteria. That greasy garbage you get from Taco Bell is an example of the opposite kind.