Usain Bolt is the Fastest man on earth even when 99% of the earth's population didn't even participate in the race. amirite?

But the 1% that he did race against have beaten the other people who tried to become the 1%

The teenage mutant ninja turtles are likely all virgins, amirite?

Nah, April O'Neil totes banged each of them.

Mad Max wasn't mad given the situation he found himself in, amirite?

Angry Andy didn't have the same ring to it.

The sound when you snap your fingers comes from the finger hitting the palm rather than the snap itself, amirite?

Mind blown

Millenials were the last generation to get away with throwing high school parties while their parents were away, amirite?

ngl I never enjoyed parties. I always went to birthdays for the food and to play videogames with the bois

In Pixars Cars universe, the existence of Henry Ford would cause quite the paradox, amirite?

BTW quick update! In the movie Toy Story 4 (Also by Pixar) we can see a Dinoco gas station, which you Cars fans are familiar with. Except this makes it just more complicated and confusing...does this mean the humans from the Pixar movies know about the Cars? or are they just in the same universe?

Someone looked at an almond and decided they could milk them. amirite?
@piromysl How about a coconut?

Maybe a coconut fell from a tree at some point and broke open. I can't picture the almond scenario until nut bags became a thing, in which case people began "milking" Twinkies 😂

If you fall off a cliff, or into a hole, that will kill you, you are technically falling for the rest of your life. amirite?

I'd have to disagree with your police work there.

We witnessed the death of entire industries recently. Things will never go back to how they were. amirite?

He's talking about the 8-track, right?

There's nothing sexy about men. They smell worse, have rougher skin, lack curves, don't look cute, and are generally just unappealing. amirite?

My man is really trying to spell out that he isn't gay

When you kiss someone you make an eternal butthole, amirite?

This is just bad

In Pixars Cars universe, the existence of Henry Ford would cause quite the paradox, amirite?
In Pixars Cars universe, the existence of Henry Ford would cause quite the paradox, amirite?
@KilljoyX He would probably mass-produce humans (as domestic servants?)

yes....or another theory....forklifts are humans and Henry Ford was a forklift

Movie tickets are expensive when movies first release because they come with a no spoil add-on, amirite?

This is......reaching.

Smoke more weed and come back next time.

Vaginas are sometimes referred to as boxes... Penises are sometimes referred to as junk... Boxes are a great place to store your junk... amirite?