(Since you can't read it all)
I live in: The Magical Land Where No One Dies and All Great (Genuine) Hollywood Actors/Actresses Still Live and Continue to Make ORIGINAL Pictures
Oh, and the picture is of Myrna Loy.
Ollo! I am a git. I also know a lot of gits (naming no names.) I am a BIG oldies fans. Myrna Loy, Rosie Clooney, Bing, Bill Powell, Esther Williams, Arlene Francis, Lucy Ball...anyone who was big from the 30's-50's, I've probably heard of 'em. I long to acquire a British accent. AVPM/S is my LIFE, I talk to my hair in a British accent, and I often use British terms and spellings. Sadly, I live in the boring, icky, "free," United States of America. If it was free then I'd have gotten this computer for nothing, amirite? YEAH YOU ARE! Ah, whatever. I am spilling my guts out to you, and you seem to think it's okay, so I'll keep going. I am 14 (yipee!), I wear contacts, I currently have a cold, and in my spare time I read/write/watch old movies or shows. When I'm being forced to do something I don't want to do (like clean) I scowl and mutter to myself. I also have a thing about spoons. If it shows even a HINT of being dirty (even if it's just a soap stain from the dishwasher), I refuse to use it and put it back in the drawer for somebody else to pick up. Yes, I know galore only has one 'l.' I'm not illiterate, and I don't come from an illiterate family. (Hell, my dad took 15 years of school!) However, I do make spelling mistakes. I hate Grammer Nazis, and to you I say: get the FUCK over it. I'm only going to put SO MUCH effort into a post. So what if I miss one small detail? http://www.amirite.net/556128 I have an HPFF (by the same name,) and I LOVE listening to GaGa. Other musicians include: Ministry of Magic (YES! THERE ARE HARRY POTTER BANDS OUT THERE!), Katy Perry, Ke$ha (or as my Mum pronounces it: Ke-dollar sign-ha), the Veronicas, Adam Lambert, Kelly Clarkson, Michael Jackson (R.I.P.), Rosemary Clooney, 3OH!3, Owl City, All-American Rejects, Mike Posner, Kings of Leon, Good Charlotte, and whatever the hell has an awesome beat. I live in a REALLY small town (i.e., not-even-on-the-map-just-bigger-than-Forks, WA-town.) And, no, I do not like Justin Beaver OR Twilight. My favorite era is the 50's (weird, right?), and I LOVE smens. Hmm...what else? Who knows, who cares. I bored you to death. And for that I apologize. Kinda. CEPHALIPHILIUSES! Oh, and if you totally wanna take me up to Winnipeg (THAT'S IN CANADA!) I'd be TOTS cool with that. It'd be TOTALLY AWESOME! Teehee! (Oh, and just kidding. I'd NEVER go to Winnipeg with YOU!)
I also DETEST amirites that go something like this: "You have green eyes. Amirite?" THAT IS SUCH A STUPID POST! It defeats the purpose. GAH! STUPID SISTER!
"You see, I'm an Aries. I never lose."
"Everybody wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant."
(speaking in the late 60s) "Most of the sex I`ve seen on the screen looks like an expression of hostility towards sex."
"Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead."
(after wife Lucille Ball was accused of being a Communist) "The only thing red about her is her hair, and that isn`t even real."'
"Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn`t have to talk to you."
“Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.”
"Mama, face it: I was the slut of all time."
(on being asked about his "phony hair" at Harvard in 1974) "It`s not phony. It`s real hair. Of course, it`s not mine, but it`s real."
"Look, there`s nothing wrong with my tits, but I don`t go around throwing them in people`s faces!" (Crawford, criticizing Marilyn Monroe .)
"Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can at it."
"Funny, when I was dreaming I always made a good speech."
"If things get too much for you and you feel the whole world`s against you, go stand on your head. If you can think of anything crazier to do, do it."
"All creatures must learn to coexist. That's why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Or course, they can't mate or the mice would explode."
"Does it go around...could it go around...well you're wondering what I'm going to ask you what it goes around!"
(on girdles) "...that there's an element of enjoyment involved in contact...erm..."
(When questioning a girdle designer) "Is it something I might hang on my wall for my friends to admire?"
~Peter Lynd Hayes
"Oh, Ms.! I've made enough mistakes!"
"Would it be possible that our two beautiful lady panelists might be wea--"
"Will you withdraw that question now!"
~Bennet Cerf and John Daly (on girdles)
"A woman can't make a living just being a blonde, although I've heard of a few who have."