In your lifetime lego has gone from a fun toy that everyone seems to step on, to a delicious toaster waffle, to a way of saying let's go, amirite?

no, i meant when u were like six to lego was the toy, then as you got older it was the waffle, then when u were even older it was lets go.

GUYS: The only time you wash your hands after you pee is when you're in somebody else's house, amirite?

I still dont wash my hands then

In the east of America, everything has a classy name since it was just taken from the English, so it sounds all fancy (i.e. Livingston, Manchester, et cetera) then in the southwest everything has a Spanish name because of Mexico(Santa Barbara, New Mexico...), then in the middle is where we started naming stuff. And those are just stupid, amirite?

Gotohell, Michigan is not a stupid city name.
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It's annoying when random atheists come up to me and challenge my beliefs when I'm just standing around doing nothing. Not to group anyone but they ironically do the same thing they fight against (forcing beliefs on people) I don't know if god is real and neither does (s)he so there is no argument. I just chose to believe in god. What if what ever you believe in is what happens? Sucks for atheists! Better be safe than sorry, amirite?

i see ur point, but that never happens to me

Since we have no prior information of anything before the big bang, for all we know our universe could have been a simple science project to a society of giants even larger than our universe, amirite?

mind. blown.

Having a fish tank in a seafood restaraunt is kind of like having a petting zoo in a steak house, amirite?
@Brookieo Hypothetically speaking, if a larger creature decided to cook you alive because "It's a human, why should I care...

thats one of the good things of being a bigger creature. And i intend to use it to its fullest extent

Cereal brands are sexist, there are no female mascots. amirite?

They only do it because men are supperior to women

I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them because any food that's cooked and is not naturally green will probably give me food poisoning, amirite?

you seemed to have missed where he said "is cooked and is not NATURALLY green"

Having a fish tank in a seafood restaraunt is kind of like having a petting zoo in a steak house, amirite?
In a perfect world all the popcorn kernals would pop. amirite?
@_____________ In a perfect world, people know how to spell kernels.

in a perfect world no one would care if u spellled words wrong as long as u understand wat they're trying to get across

Having a fish tank in a seafood restaraunt is kind of like having a petting zoo in a steak house, amirite?
If in the United States the most popular sport was soccer, they'd have a great team and they'd win the World Cup every 8 or 12 years, amirite?
@1408978

because that and cricket are mostly the two only sports many other countries have

"The French smell." No shit we smell. We actually WALK to places that are less than two kilometers away, unlike all the fat, disgusting Americans, and when you walk, you tend to sweat, which smells, amirite?
It's very annoying when you're on the internet and there are people talking/commenting on a post/chatting about (real) football and then an American says something about American football, amirite?
@It honestly doesn't matter what you call it. Get over cultural differences.

HEY ANONYMOUS dont butt in. cant u see me and this third world moron are try to have an argument!!!

"The French smell." No shit we smell. We actually WALK to places that are less than two kilometers away, unlike all the fat, disgusting Americans, and when you walk, you tend to sweat, which smells, amirite?
@Your point?

ur to scared to actually let other people kno who u r because ur afraid the might insult u