In the east of America, everything has a classy name since it was just taken from the English, so it sounds all fancy (i.e. Livingston, Manchester, et cetera) then in the southwest everything has a Spanish name because of Mexico(Santa Barbara, New Mexico...), then in the middle is where we started naming stuff. And those are just stupid, amirite?

Gotohell, Michigan is not a stupid city name.
JK

Movie theaters should put little screens in the stalls and above the urines so if you have to pee during the movie you wont have to miss anything. amirite?

well I dont know about other theaters but at mine as soon as you walk in the door you have to give your ticket to this guy . So at my theater you can only get to the bathrooms if you buy a ticket.

Cereal brands are sexist, there are no female mascots. amirite?

They only do it because men are supperior to women

Instead of doing real life dissections on poor innocent animals, students should do a virtual dissection on the animal instead. That way, they can learn the same terminology, plus it would be less sad, amirite?
I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them because any food that's cooked and is not naturally green will probably give me food poisoning, amirite?

you seemed to have missed where he said "is cooked and is not NATURALLY green"

Since we have no prior information of anything before the big bang, for all we know our universe could have been a simple science project to a society of giants even larger than our universe, amirite?

mind. blown.

Canada is so hipster, same sex marriages were legalized there before it was mainstream, amirite?

thats because only canada can think to allow gays

this website is awsome, amirite?

what did I spell wrong?

When you think about it, Germany is a pretty amazing country. They had to completely rebuild their economy twice after the World Wars, and reassemble it after the Berlin Wall fell down to make it one country again. Three times in one century, and now they're a super country. amirite?

i see you said america enslaved an entire race. lets not forget germany and many other countries also enslaved blacks. i stilll think doing it is wrong but im just saying it wasnt only america

Having a fish tank in a seafood restaraunt is kind of like having a petting zoo in a steak house, amirite?
Instead of doing real life dissections on poor innocent animals, students should do a virtual dissection on the animal instead. That way, they can learn the same terminology, plus it would be less sad, amirite?
@Erin I'm very lucky, I've never had to do a dissection ever, but if I did, it would have to be a computer simulation. I...

Uhh theyr not a poor animal, theyr all ready dead. U not wanting to disect an animal isnt going to stop people from giving schools animals to disect

The NBA should give all white players a few points before the game to make them feel like their contirbuting, amirite?

hey im white and i play basketball. and i find this totally hilarious

"The French smell." No shit we smell. We actually WALK to places that are less than two kilometers away, unlike all the fat, disgusting Americans, and when you walk, you tend to sweat, which smells, amirite?
If in the United States the most popular sport was soccer, they'd have a great team and they'd win the World Cup every 8 or 12 years, amirite?
@1408978

because that and cricket are mostly the two only sports many other countries have

American football and rugby fans: we can both agree that football (soccer) is gay, amirite?

hey i kno u posted anonymous but i totally agree