-234They should make pants that you can pee in so lazy people don't have to move while watching TV, amirite?
+281When you run out of toilet paper while you're on the commode, you just sort of sit there and feel pathetic, amirite?
+1,235Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck? Well breaking a condom is 18. amirite?
+456I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them because any food that's cooked and is not naturally green will probably give me food poisoning, amirite?
+989Guys should learn that the real beauty of a girl is buried within her soul. That's why they should try to get as deep as they can inside her, amirite?
+1,551Stop, drop, and roll isn't just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation, amirite?
+394Viagra commercials are so awkward for everyone. It's like even your pet goldfish knows what the commercial is about, amirite?
+293People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. They should throw parties with strippers instead, amirite?
+32You can say 'Hong Kong' without moving your lips. You just tried it. Be honest, amirite?