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Imagine if every time anyone made some kind of decision, like what route to take to school, the universe split into different dimensions. One with one route that s/he took, then a bunch of others based on other possible routes. There was a split for each and every little decision made by each person in the world, and there are infinite dimensions in existence now. There could be one where nazism rules, one where we are all just tribes of simple people, and many more, amirite?

One where Jeff loses an arm and Abed becomes evil.

Statefarm +53Reply

They should make a reverse Hooters restaurant that only staffs hot shirtless guys and serves stereotypical female foods like salad, vegetarian food, yogurt, and chocolate desserts. They could call it Bollocks. amirite?

@Forgot to mention the female equivalent of beer. Appletinis and Long Island iced tea, obviously.

Appletini please, easy on the tini.

jen +22Reply

The best place to hide a body is on page 2 of Google's search results, amirite?

A better place: The first page of a Bing or Yahoo search.

boxtop +109Reply

A homeless woman recently walked into a Dairy Queen and threatened the employees with a grenade. Makes you ponder life's big questions. Like, where the heck does a homeless woman get a grenade? amirite?

And where the hell is Bruno Mars when you need him.

Chapstick +35Reply

Dentist: Doing anything fun this summer? Me: Agraaagaaaggraaagagaa. amirite?

Nigel Thornberry all of the time: Agraagaaggraaagagaa.

Dameequa +6Reply

You can't always tell if a person is a dog or a cat person, but horse people are usually pretty obvious, amirite?

http://ctrlv.in/65573

Nacklefoodle +21Reply

It'd be really awkward if you were having sex or masturbating, and a monster from Monsters, Inc. walked out of your closet to scare you, amirite?

"Are you having sex?"
"Holy shit Mike & Sully?? I'm sorry you guy had to see that."
"No! It's cool! Put that thing back in her vagina, or so help me!"

amiritesucksnow +34Reply

It's kind of hard to be a badass when you got shot on Degrassi. amirite?

@Shadi Shouldn't that make you more badass?

Well yeah, if it wasn't on Degrassi (and if you didn't go by Aubrey at the time...)

Anonymous +6Reply

The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?

http://ctrlv.in/59238

Favvkes +64Reply

The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?

"I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudels, would be too pleased to hear about this."

Dameequa +234Reply

Why do most African Americans have that 'I was a slave' complex? It was 200 years ago, time to move on. amirite?

not even a few. A tiny minority more like. In fact if heard more white people complaining about black people complaining, than black people complaining.

Anonymous +10Reply

If somebody tells you to "Be a doll and (insert task here)", it is more than acceptable to go across the room, sit in a chair with all your ligaments straightened, and slightly smile with a creepy stare. amirite?

@Harlem Or if you're asked to be a dear and you start prancing around gracefully like a deer

or go out into the middle of the highway and just stare into the headlights of all the cars