+251When you make a joke and nobody laughs you pity them because they are obviously below your intelligence level since you are such a hilarious mofo, amirite?
+964When doing geometry, you just want to yell "I have had it with these motherfucking shapes on this motherfucking plane!" amirite?
+1,250Every time someone asks you what your favourite movie is, you forget every movie you have ever seen in your whole life, amirite?
+239It makes you feel a little better to know that no one gets an instruction manual to life. No one actually knows what the fuck they're doing here, its not just you. amirite?
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+1,012If you're going to kill yourself, before you do it you should photoshop yourself out of all the pictures you can, burn all your previous possessions, and hack and delete all files of yourself, and then drown yourself in the ocean where your body will never be found, so all your friends will be like "Hey, what happened to Steve? Did ... did Steve ever exist? Did we just imagine him?" Amirite?
+862It's so annoying when you go to the pond and see all these ducks practicing their teenage girl faces, amirite?
+276You're never ready for the shit life throws at you, but you deal with it anyway, because what the hell else can you do? Amirite?