AIDS power abusing mod
Genital warts pastor.
Blue waffle scientist
Syphilis Police Officer
At least then you'll die knowing you were the best goddamn troll to ever grace this earth.
Because if I told my my friends that I was going to commit suicide then they'd all be totally cool with it and go along with my trick.
that's a yes
How much more proof do you need, exactly?
Obviously not since I haven't been hit by a drunk driver.