A good system for deciding when it's okay to joke about a tragic event is a day for each person that died. That way, you can joke about celebrity deaths the day after, but it gives more time to other events, like 8 years and 2 months to 9/11. That way there's mourning for all the people dead, and people get to make some pretty good jokes, amirite?

Like my dad died from Lyme disease yesterday. It really ticked me off.

Telling a girl you want to "rock her body" means something completely different in Pakistan, amirite?
If you say the last word of any sentence in a high voice, it sounds like a question, amirite?

um thats like saying if you put a question mark at the end of a sentence it looks like a question

The real reason that women never propose is that as soon as they get down on one knee men start unzipping, amirite?
you would have sex with a bear if it was really pretty, amirite?

This one time I went camping and this guy accidentally had sex with a bear #mafia

Abstinence makes the hand grow stronger, amirite?

I saw a bumper sticker once, "abstinence makes the church grow fondlers"

There are at least 7 people in the world that look very similar to you, that's an odd thought, Amirite?

I know 2 of them because I'm a triplet

Fanfiction readers: you wouldn't broadcast this fact to the people you see every day, amirite?

Sometimes I tell someone about a book that I read, and I just leave out the part about it being a fanfiction...

It's frustrating how there can be Gay Pride parades and Black History month, but if there was a Straight Pride parade or White History month, people would freak out, amirite?

When there's a "white pride" group it's normally something like the KKK

If Obama is the “the first gay president” because he believes in gay rights, then that would mean Lincoln was "the first black president", amirite?

That's funny because some historians think Lincoln was gay. So he might have actually been the first gay president

Has anyone noticed that there aren't many play-places at fast food restaurants anymore? Probably because none of those kids chowing down on burgers and fries can fit through the tunnels, amirite?
The letter "c" shouldn't really be in the alphabet, the sounds from it either come from k or s...so we could really just get rid of it, and it wouldn't make much of a difference, amirite?

ya just kall me klaire then

There's at least one amirite user that you have a huge internet crush on, amirite?
@lilobama nacklefoodle, favkes

does anyone even know if nacklefoodle is a boy or girl?

Guys: Whenever you pee and it comes out in multiple directions you call your penis a "dick" and then it looks at you and you both laugh together at how you were accidentally clever but then you realise your dick shouldn't be laughing or looking at you so you begin to yell at it until it goes limp. But then you feel bad for yelling so massage it until you're back on speaking terms. Then as you begin to recollect about what just happen you think, "Wow this hypothetical has gotten way out of hand.", amirite?
@tag How high are you?

My dad had a professor who when someone would say "Hi" to him, he would say "not currently, but I will be later"

Even today in America, where we have a half black president and 'racial equality' blacks are still put in prison more often and die earlier than whites. Young black men are more likely to end up in prison than to graduate college. And the leading cause of death for black men under thirty is homicide. So please don't say that racial justice has been achieved and racial equality is a dead movement, amirite?

This is true actually. In my sociology class last semester, we watched a video where they hired actors to vandalize cars in a parking lot (they owned the cars, they weren't random cars). The first group was 3 white guys, and no one called the police at them. They were out there all day. But when they got 3 black guys to do it, the police were called after like 5 minutes. People say that racism doesn't exist anymore, but it still does. It just isn't as obvious anymore.