A guy and a girl can be best friends, and not have to go out. amirite?

SO right!!! i have this best guy friend and everyone says "you guys should go out! you would be such a cute couple!" it annoys me because i dont LIKE him like that and i think it would completely ruin our friendship if we did go out.

The expression "there are other fish in the sea" is stupid. Obviously I know there are other guys out there, but the only one I care about right now is THIS one, or else I wouldn't be crying over him. Amirite?

this made my year. i have loved this guy and ppl say get over him and that i will find someone else .when i cant they get upset with me cuz i talk about HIM so often.

¿ǝʇıɹıɯɐ ¡ɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐʍq ˙ʇɐɥʇ op noʎ ƃuıʞɐɯ ɹoɟ ʍou ǝɯ ʇɐ pɐɯ ɹnoʎ ʇǝq osןɐ ı ˙dn ʇı ɥɔɹɐǝs oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɾ ןןıʍ noʎ ʇnq sıɥʇ pıp ı ʍoɥ ʍouʞ oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ʇǝq ı, amirite?

d: os ooʇ ʇı op oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ ı ǝsnɐɔǝq ʞo sʇı

No one should die a virgin. amirite?

nobody dies a virgin because in the end life fucks us all

If you can make Cleverbot admit it is a computer, you would make one heck of a debater, amirite?

i got it to admit it was a computer.

Dear school system. Please stop hiring sadists and perverts. We want more normal-ish teachers. amirite?

i have a perv math teacher and his wife is another of my teachers. she is so nice but she doesnt know what he does and that hes probably cheating on her.