It seems like every word is offensive nowadays. You can say the word "bookshelf" and someone will be offended, amirite?
@ThatOneNut Shut the fuck up

how dare you say shut the fuck up? that's offensive to the people who don't have a fuck to shut!

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Disney shouldn't make a movie about a lesbian princess. That's a conversation that a lot of parents don't want to have with their kids at princess-loving age. amirite?

Well, it doesn't have to be that complicated. At that age, there is no "sexual desire" or "male-female relations." It's just a simple "who likes who." You could just tell your kids, "some people like girls, and some people like boys, and some people like girls AND boys, and it doesn't matter who you like." There's no need to bring in the whole sex thing until later. Introducing the concept of gays and lesbians to your kid wouldn't corrupt them.

It's annoying when you achieve something and someone religious says something like "You should thank God." Fuck that. You worked your ass off to achieve it, why should God get the credit. It's not like, if you failed they'd say "You should really blame God.", amirite?
Printers are the most annoying part of using a computer, amirite?
They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?

And then you grow old and attack your grandkids thinking they are Koreans in a war flashback.

They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?
@1603640

Lol'd flaccid. y smilie

Guys: you love it when you put a load in the dishwasher and she swallows, amirite?
@Can someone explain this? I feel dumb for not getting it...sorry.. :[

there's a well known robot in China that washes your dishes, but is known to malfunction and actually eat/digest the dishes. guys like this because it means less time wasted on chores and more time to hike Asia on the trail Alexander the Great took conquering people LIKE A BOSS

The ending of 1984 made you mad. amirite?
If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?

Hold on...Lemme get this dick out of my mouth first.

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You hate it when you're trying to plagiarize a paper, but you get caught I have erectile dysfunction because the author inserts a stupid phrase to let the teacher know you copied it, amirite?
Nobody likes the guy who stands in the corner of the elevator, hoarding the buttons. Then he asks; what floor? And he smiles, like he's doing you a favor. I WANNA HIT THE BUTTON, amirite?
@sydpink LMAO that makes 'him' sound so creepy... funny thing, he usually is..

a giant, orange octopus, with a tutu and a cowboy hat, eating an apple dipped in caramel and a piece of french toast, while having a catch with his friend, Jeremy.

Sorry, just completing the sentence for you.

You get really excited when you hear the title of the movie you're watching in the movie or see the title of the book you're reading in the book, amirite?

"The only way for me to solve this problem is for me to become Superman IV: The Quest for Peace."

It's strange how girls have to cover their chest in the pool and boys dont, amirite?
@__________ Breasts are just fat and mammary glands. You don't see cows wearing bras.

They also don't were shirts or shoes or pants, a bunch of whores they are.

A more fun way to play hangman is instead of stopping once they've hung someone, start hanging another person. So at the end, you'll be like, "You killed three people to spell the word 'fluffy.' Are you happy with yourself?" Amirite?